Tuesday, January 1, 2008

This Year, I Resolve To Not Kill Any Dogs And S--t


Ha ha! Trick resolution, bitches! I'm in jail! I couldn't even kill a dog if I wanted to!

I win!

(fashions a shiv)

I better save this for when I get out! I bet I can kill a shitload of dogs in 2009 with this thing!
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10 comments:

  1. Unknown3:54 PM, January 01, 2008

    BDD, you complete me.

    /homoeroticism not intended

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  2. Unknown3:57 PM, January 01, 2008

    /or was it?

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  3. the great bambi4:28 PM, January 01, 2008

    signs point to yes...


    mmmmmmmmmm

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  4. Moof!5:08 PM, January 01, 2008

    Fucking yes.

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  5. mike8:02 PM, January 01, 2008

    is that nation of islam blog serious? if that is satire they are the masters, otherwise....holy shit.

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  6. Big Daddy Drew9:09 PM, January 01, 2008

    It's satire, Mike. Relax.

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  7. futuremrsrickankiel9:20 PM, January 01, 2008

    Brevity is indeed the soul of wit. Loved it.

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  8. mike10:34 PM, January 01, 2008

    good for them, i would not be able to keep up that schtick for multiple years.

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  9. jackin'4beats12:38 AM, January 02, 2008

    Brooks was here.
    So was Red.
    Mike Vick be up in this muthaf_____

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  10. the great bambi2:04 PM, January 02, 2008

    guards have dogs, he can still strike...

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