While I'm sitting here watching Sunday Night Football with every light in my house turned on, I thought I'd put up this old video of Coach Reid at home. He's so good with his family!
Judging by the number of years Andy Reid has rocked that same moustache, I'm beginning to think it's some kind of birth defect. I'm almost surprised his daughter doesn't have one, too.
My hypothetical future children will have energy shortages because of your wasteful ass. And they won't even be able to buy good drugs to escape from it, because the Reid children will be smuggling all the good stuff into prison via their poop chute.
I see the 250+ yards and 3 TDs he has already, but can anyone tell me how many smiles Romo has racked up this game? I need to know if he's still the league leader for my fantasy league...
Romo still leads the league in smiles. I counted at least 25 times they cut to him smiling, although I couldn't see much with all the lights off in my house.
And the Eagles lead the league in pass rushers running themselves into the ground.
Entertain us, not entertainers. Andy Reid needs to stay home and take back control of his family before it's too late for his other three children. No joke.
Judging by the number of years Andy Reid has rocked that same moustache, I'm beginning to think it's some kind of birth defect. I'm almost surprised his daughter doesn't have one, too.
ReplyDeleteTurn the lights out...it's less dangerous...here we are now...entertainers.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, GE sucks.
are they compact fluorescents?
ReplyDeleteMy hypothetical future children will have energy shortages because of your wasteful ass. And they won't even be able to buy good drugs to escape from it, because the Reid children will be smuggling all the good stuff into prison via their poop chute.
ReplyDeleteAssholes.
I see the 250+ yards and 3 TDs he has already, but can anyone tell me how many smiles Romo has racked up this game? I need to know if he's still the league leader for my fantasy league...
ReplyDelete"I'll treat you to a stromboli..."
ReplyDeleteAnd some cocaine.
Stromboli is code for eightball
ReplyDeleteIn the Reid household, "stromboli" is the code word for "giving a morbidly obese man a blowjob."
ReplyDeleteRomo still leads the league in smiles. I counted at least 25 times they cut to him smiling, although I couldn't see much with all the lights off in my house.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Eagles lead the league in pass rushers running themselves into the ground.
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ReplyDeleteEntertain us, not entertainers. Andy Reid needs to stay home and take back control of his family before it's too late for his other three children. No joke.
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