Sunday, November 4, 2007

I Am King of the Hobos!


Well, I am.

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30 comments:

  1. What is that super-duper-homosexual air high-five shit the Patriots do on the sidelines? I hope Tedy Bruschi suffers another stroke while having a massive heart attack at the same time...

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  2. Fuk that, Dungy tried to stop him for some type of post-game sermon and Belicheck said suck it.

    Gotta respect that.

    Sorry to say, but you got to.

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  3. Bills, Eagles, Ravens, Steelers, Jets, Dolphins, Giants.

    Yep, looks like it's gonna be up to the Steelers to stop New England from going undefeated. That's way too much pressure.

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  4. Fuck it. I see it as an omen. You know now both teams are going to be playing for the best record so they can get homefield through the Playoffs. I think the Colts can beat them the next time.

    Either way, the AFC Playoffs are going to be brutal. I see the NFC team winning the Super Bowl this year.

    Fuck you Patriots, and Patriot fans.

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  5. Fuck their grandmas rotting skull too.

    I have decided that I will not vote this site best blog until the powers that be admit they would like nothing better than to bend over in acceptance of Evil Bill's fatty.

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  6. "I see the NFC team winning the Super Bowl this year."

    Good possibility. Who's your pick? Mine is Atlanta.

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  7. Yeah the Pats won, but...

    1.) No Marvin Harrison
    2.) Depleted O-Line and Linebacking cores

    /grasping at straws

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  8. I would like to disown robert on behalf of everyone else with that name. Oh your not gonna vote this site best sports blog? go eat a dick and stop reading it them.

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  9. Fuck the Pats. And fuck you, everyone who's rolled over for the Pats so far for putting me in a position where I have to root for Peyton fucking Manning because my hate for him is actually less than the special level of disgust I have for the "undefeated" Pats.

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  10. Anyone not on NE's bankwagon is a bonerfied pussy. Look what they got:

    A "team", goddamnit!
    A coach who constantly tells big brother to go fuck itself.
    The prettiest damn QB in football.
    Randy "I won't play for no suckass Raider team" Moss
    5 white guys on the O-line.

    Christ, what more could you want?

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  11. Robert - your logic is undeniable.

    Now go eat a dick.

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  12. Christ, what more could you want?

    This site's first banning in a while?

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  13. Um, yeah, I have a feeling Robert isn't going to be around here much longer.

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  14. @robert & tim: you know what would be awesome? If you - and every other masshole on Earth - died. Thanksabunch.

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  15. naptown.

    and antony gonz got hurt, uh and they dropped some balls, oh fuck who am i kidding.

    really hope that when they play agian in foxboro (in the afc championship, or super bowl 41.75, seriously though if espn calls it that i might kill somebody) that it is not snowing. and that harrison can play, if he does the colts have a 40% chance to win.

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  16. i love it, all you envious pricks should just eat your own dick. Why cant you admit the Pats are a beast, sure to win another super bowl and everyone is just another pussy in their way to utter domination of the earth. (oh Harrisson would make a world of difference - in madden o8 maybe)

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  17. 5 white guys on the O-line . . .

    That's gotta be right out of the KSK field guide to dealing with Massholes, right after everybody owning a Wes Welker jersey, right?

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  19. "Anyone not on NE's bankwagon is a bonerfied pussy."

    Um, actually, anyone who JOINS the Pats bandwagon (or any bandwagon) is a gutless douchebag. I have a pussy, but don't call me one for being loyal to my football team. Looks like Robert and Tim are trying to use Tom Brady to overcompensate for their own insufficiencies.

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  20. @tim: so pussy gets in the way of domination? Another gay masshole - imagine that. Why don't you and robert air high-five yourselves - it's so freaking cool!!! Dipshits - I hope you and the entire state of Massachusetts get pancreatic cancer.

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  21. @miamidiesel

    But pancreatic cancer is too slow... I want them to die now!

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  22. there's a clip from the game where peyton is lying on the field, punching the ground with a blue flag next to him.

    I may need to make that my desktop background.

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  23. You're all going to think I'm completely out of it, but after Donte Whitner laid out Ocho Cinco today, I saw Whitner tell him, "Let Moss, Welker and Stallworth know: THEY'RE NEXT!!"

    /unabashed Homerism

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  24. @brad: I hope you're right.

    @naptown: slow, yes, but also extremely painful, and pretty much without cure. But if you're up for it, I wholeheartedly support a campaign to nuke Boston - doesn't get any faster than instant vaporization.

    I'd like to think the Colts showed some weaknesses in the Pats today, and that the Steelers (how many massholes will piss themselves at the mere sight of Mike Tomlin?), Giants (with their redonkulous pass rush), and maybe even Bodymore (with "Ace" Billick's ego and God's linebacker's righteousness) all have a shot to pull off the upset... I'd really like to think that...

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  25. Hmm, I'm sensing a bit of tension in these comments. Just say ohm, scroll down to the pics of Jessica Alba, and everything will be fine no matter which team you root for.

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  26. There is no Football God.

    That is all.

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  27. What do u mean no Football g-d? today of all days you cant say that. We know that there is a g-d and he is Purple.

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