Construda Regional 2nd Round: No. 6 Chief vs. No. 7 Redskin In a Matchup of Little Consequence!

For absolutely no reason at all, we present you with the battle for supremacy amongst Native American mascots. Will it be the wisdom of the aged Chief, or the guy with a reddish hue? Only you can decide.

Competitors

Chief------------------------------------------------------Redskin

Probable Tribe
Wyandott-------------------------------------------------Patawomeck

Reach
Extends throughout his tribe--------As far as you can throw a tomahawk

Represented by...
Robert Parish---------------------------------------------Japazeus

Strengths
Stoic leadership, rebounding--------------Duplicitousness, canoe building
Working with white man----------------------------Working with white man


Leads to...
Formation of the 500 Nations------------------------Fancy new toys
3 titles with the Celtics------------------------------Abduction of Pocahontas

Weakness
Working with white man-------------------------Working with white man

Leads to...
Set-up by the FedEx guy----------------Destruction of an indigenous people


The poll is up on the top right and it will be open through the rest of the day. This should be intense!