Showing posts with label peyton's priceless pep talks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label peyton's priceless pep talks. Show all posts
Monday, December 3, 2007

And Now, A Ninth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

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Looking to spice things up in the bedroom? Try bagpiping. She'll never look at you the same way again.
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And Now, An Eighth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

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Thinking about planning a vacation? Here's my advice: go to Cambodia. There are NO laws in that place. I went there last summer. I m...
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And Now, A Seventh Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

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Trying to figure out how to finagle that poker night out with your buddies? Jesus, you're a pussy.

And Now, A Sixth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

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Thinking about sexually assaulting someone? I'd do it to the babysitter. Teenage girls are much easier to scare.
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And Now, A Fifth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

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Who the fuck ate all the Nature Valley bars from the craft services table?! I fucking marked those with a P because they were mine and NOT ...
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And Now, A Fourth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

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Thinking about getting into shape? I know a foolproof way to get into shape. It's called going to prison.
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And Now, A Third Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

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Feeling inadequate because you drive a minivan? Well, you are. You're a pussywhipped dipshit, and the rest of your life will be unbear...
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And Now, A Second Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

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Can't figure out what to get for Christmas? I always a get hooker. No one returns a hooker. Unless they're queer.
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And Now, Another Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

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Tired of figuring out what to have for dinner every night? Listen, get yourself a wife. And then, beat the fucking tar out of her. You’ll...
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