If you're a Giants fan today, you're obviously feeling a joyous amalgam of elation and disbelief. You might also be annoyed that the...

Looking to spice things up in the bedroom? Try bagpiping. She'll never look at you the same way again.

Thinking about planning a vacation? Here's my advice: go to Cambodia. There are NO laws in that place. I went there last summer. I m...

Trying to figure out how to finagle that poker night out with your buddies? Jesus, you're a pussy.

Thinking about sexually assaulting someone? I'd do it to the babysitter. Teenage girls are much easier to scare.

Who the fuck ate all the Nature Valley bars from the craft services table?! I fucking marked those with a P because they were mine and NOT ...

Thinking about getting into shape? I know a foolproof way to get into shape. It's called going to prison.

Feeling inadequate because you drive a minivan? Well, you are. You're a pussywhipped dipshit, and the rest of your life will be unbear...

Can't figure out what to get for Christmas? I always a get hooker. No one returns a hooker. Unless they're queer.

Tired of figuring out what to have for dinner every night? Listen, get yourself a wife. And then, beat the fucking tar out of her. You’ll...

Week 10 brought us a few minutes of excitement and dozens of glorious images. I've collected a few of my favorites for the latest editio...