I’ve been trying to rein in the ol’ Simmons-bashing of late. It just makes me look like I’m being a whiny asshole with nothing better to do...

Doug and Doug return following a fallow week, and what do they have to show for their mid-autumn vacation? Trading in the green headband for...

Simmons' column has been up for approximately two hours and we've already received a bevy of e-mails attesting to its retardery. Res...

Well, well, well, NFL defenders. You had 9 nine weeks to fuck up Tom Brady’s knee and collect my bounty. But I see you were just too digni...

It’s Halloween tomorrow, and the scariest thing about the holiday this year is that it’s midway through the NFL season and no defender has h...

God dammit, NFL defenders. What the fuck is wrong with you? Did I not just offer you 30 whole dollars to take out Tom Brady’s knees? Som...

God dammit, NFL defenders. I made you people a nice offer two weeks ago. All you had to do was take out Tom Brady’s knees, and a crisp $2...

Dear NFL Defenders, You see this? That’s a crisp, clean $20 bill. And it can be yours. All yours. All you have to do is one very simple t...