Unsilent Majority, Now In Convenient Person Form

Our own Maj was a co-host of this week's Blog Show with Jamie Mottram. And I really have only one thing to say about his appearance.

YOU MEAN HE'S NOT BLACK?!!!!?!?!?!

Well, that is a fucking tragedy. Like most of you, I had a certain vision of what our Maj would look like. I thought he was a big burly black man who became a centaur by night. I also hoped he'd be taller. And that he wouldn't sound like a Time/Life operator.