The No Fashion League

So the League has its 2007 Sideline caps up in the online shops for the 32 teams and the big League shop (want a link? Go jam a sausage up your ass and get fucked). And, at least for me, there's always that two-week cringe period of getting used to the hat every year when these things come out. Because the hat is so fucking ugly, people. I would not want to associate with the compulsive buyer that is getting (and wearing!) these hats every year. How do you even glance in their direction? Ever date somebody with a mole? Yeah, it's kinda like that, only this mole covers your entire head, and looks like somebody wiped his ass with it.

These new "Skidmark" hats have are "fitted," and I put that in quotes because they have that fucking elastic in them. Sweet fucking Mother of Pearl, don't I have enough fucking elastic in my nuthuggers already? No? Okay then. I'm still not buying that fucking hat. Not when I can get a Deltha O'Neal replica jersey for a paltry 75 smackers. Because Leon Hall's not gonna play him out of a job or anything...