Why do you Yankees put so much crap on your hot dogs?
Please. Have you ever been to the Varsity in Atlanta? Last time I was there, I got a hot dog with slaw, chili, cheese, and three more hot dogs on top of it.
Does that Nats dog come with references for a cardiologist?
I had Hard Times instead of Ben's, since I'd rather not pay stadium prices when I only live a few blocks from the original (and because they don't sell little cheeseburgers at the Five Guys there).
@j: Yes, all these 9th-inning rallies to beat divisional rivals are doing a real number on my cardiovascular system. I don't know how I'll possibly cope.
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You have dirt under your fingernail!
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The only thing meatier than the chili dog is your pasty hand.
ReplyDeleteStupid flash, making me look pale.
ReplyDelete...really, I'm just light-skinned.
Why do you Yankees put so much crap on your hot dogs?
ReplyDeleteHalf-smoke, half condiments
ReplyDeleteWho does your nails?
ReplyDeletePunter of flubby?
@ape:
ReplyDeleteIt all makes sense now.
Did you wipe your ass with that hot dog?
ReplyDeleteHow much was that thing? $15?
ReplyDeleteyou ruined your weiner with that mustard all over it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe next time try the pulled pork sandwich
ReplyDeleteupon closer inspection, that might be cheese...
ReplyDelete/kills self
Reminds me of the awesome BBQ Nachos they serve at the Ole Miss football games.
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Why do you Yankees put so much crap on your hot dogs?
ReplyDeletePlease. Have you ever been to the Varsity in Atlanta? Last time I was there, I got a hot dog with slaw, chili, cheese, and three more hot dogs on top of it.
Does that Nats dog come with references for a cardiologist?
Otto- The Varsity will make your shit into some foul-ass substance.
ReplyDeleteBig deal. When I go on Sunday to see Santana and Smotlz pitch I'm sitting in ALL YOU CAN EAT SEATS bitches. I win.
word verification: jjqnky
ReplyDeleteIgnore that first j and cut the dangly part off the q, and you have janky.
As in Janky Spanky.
Coincidence?
Probably.
And yes Drew, the next time I go off-topic I'll be sure to include a butt wiping anecdote.
ReplyDeleteIf that's what you were scarfing down at the game, Maj, you should have a distressing butt-wiping anecdote any minute now.
Speaking of which, BBS, when the healthiest thing on the menu are double-grease onion rings, it's bound to cause a crisis at the other end.
it passed with flying colors
ReplyDeleteWell there's your butt-wiping anecdote right there
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ReplyDelete20 seconds after photo: flecks of chili, cheese and onion on back of jacket of douchebag in foreground.
ReplyDeleteNice fucking seats, by the way. You must be really well connected.
I had Hard Times instead of Ben's, since I'd rather not pay stadium prices when I only live a few blocks from the original (and because they don't sell little cheeseburgers at the Five Guys there).
ReplyDeletethat is totally not good for your health!
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2-0, bitch!
ReplyDeleteThis is sure to continue.
Now no more baseball talk!
@j: Yes, all these 9th-inning rallies to beat divisional rivals are doing a real number on my cardiovascular system. I don't know how I'll possibly cope.
ReplyDeleteYour thumb is shaped like a pathetic dong.
ReplyDeleteIsn't everyone's thumb shaped like a pathetic dong?
ReplyDeleteUM - so what do they call that in France? Un chien avec le fromage?
ReplyDeleteor a fucking heart attack on a bun? Your choice.
was there cheese..........in.............in that danish
ReplyDeletewhatever happened to xmas abe? did they make the mistake of allowing a ksk insider into the fold?
ReplyDeleteHard Times is shit.
ReplyDelete@Smurphette- I too live a couple blocks from Ben's, and I can safely say that the chili at the stadium is the exact same.
ReplyDeleteHEY! THERE WAS THAT FUCKING LIL' KOLBER BABY IN THE HEADER AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteThe Kolber baby pop-up always reminds me of Glen Quagmire.
ReplyDelete"Lois! How expected!"
@ otto man
ReplyDeletePlease. Atlanta ain't a Southern city - it's more like the Indianapolis of the South.
Atlanta is full of more Yankee-transplants than the entire state of Florida.
@daveg: I know it's the same, I just don't love it enough to pay higher stadium prices for it when it's a 10-minute walk from my house :)
ReplyDeleteTrue, turleygirlie, but the Varsity is as native Atlanta as it gets. I think Rhett Butler built it.
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