Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Death Of Merton Hanks - A Kill Kill Kill Post In Two Movements

You know, I found this one video where a group of tigers chase down an ostrich, and I quite enjoyed it.



But I felt it needed something more. Sure, I got the vicious ostrich gang tackle, but they cut out just as the feasting began! I need to see a tiger drag the ostrich away by its snapped little neck.



Oh yeah, that'll do. Just like the song goes, "Don't whizz on the electric fence!"
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14 comments:

  1. Zamboni9:40 AM, March 13, 2008

    Whoever edited the film on the second clip will NOT get my Oscar vote.

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  2. Anonymous9:43 AM, March 13, 2008

    "Don't whizz on the electric fence" is a classic. but i've always been more of an "AIDS-burgers in paradise" kind of guy

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  3. Smello9:55 AM, March 13, 2008

    So Winslow - does that make you a frat boy or an alcoholic chick from the south?

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  4. Anonymous10:04 AM, March 13, 2008

    a little from column A... a little from column B.

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  5. Wormfather10:09 AM, March 13, 2008

    Personally, I didnt like it very much. It insists upon it's self

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  6. My Insignificant Life10:26 AM, March 13, 2008

    This was more like a cleaned up made for television kill, kill, kill.

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  7. MyBoysAreMyLife11:06 AM, March 13, 2008

    Should'nt the tiger have worn a little Hitler helmet and rode around on a bike before going all tiger on Merton?

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  8. Connor11:49 AM, March 13, 2008

    So, uhm, I don't know if this has been happening for a while, but, some weird head thing just popped up on the banner. It nodded a couple times and then disappeared, but everything went blurry.

    Is KSK under attack?

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  9. Steve11:50 AM, March 13, 2008

    Stupid bird...learn to fly and you won't get eaten by tigers.

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  10. futuremrsrickankiel12:19 PM, March 13, 2008

    These clips would be way funnier is the ostrich in question was one of those prissy little ballet ostriches in Fantasia. You know, like the one the hippo tries to get with? God, Disney's fucked up.

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  11. futuremrsrickankiel12:19 PM, March 13, 2008

    *IF the ostrich in question, dummy.

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  12. Raskolnikov12:31 PM, March 13, 2008

    If that were a panther, the post would be called "A celebration of Rae Carruth's Career in Two Parts".

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  13. Otto Man12:48 PM, March 13, 2008

    I heard they originally wanted Cris Collingsworth to play the ostrich, but his neck was too brittle.

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  14. Unknown4:54 PM, March 14, 2008

    BATTLE!!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

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