Thursday, February 28, 2008

Kill Kill Kill: Why Did the Gazelle Cross the River?

Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there!

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19 comments:

  1. Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)1:26 PM, February 28, 2008

    Oh Snap!

    The death roll at the end was a nice touch.

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  2. The Last Unitard1:27 PM, February 28, 2008

    I may have been really drunk that time on safari, but I'm pretty sure the answer to that question is, "to suck my dick".

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  3. Otto Man1:32 PM, February 28, 2008

    LU, I believe you're thinking of the question "Why Did Gisele Cross the River?"

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  4. The Last Unitard1:39 PM, February 28, 2008

    I may have more issues than I thought.

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  5. JAMMQ1:40 PM, February 28, 2008

    Actually, wouldn't have Jerramy Stevens drawn a penalty or found some other way to fuck up the play?

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  6. gone1:42 PM, February 28, 2008

    I didn't see any Gentle Dental going on there.

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  7. Unknown1:48 PM, February 28, 2008

    Now that is more like it. Swallow that mother fucker whole, not like that bitch ass tiger playing grab ass with a cow.

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  8. JakesAlterEgo1:54 PM, February 28, 2008

    @ Pirate

    Then you aren't doing it right.

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  9. Punch Rockgroin2:49 PM, February 28, 2008

    The best part is when the crocs eat the gazelle.

    That, and the ominous orchestral background is awesome.

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  10. futuremrsrickankiel3:03 PM, February 28, 2008

    Pirate Sloth, you may have just made my afternoon...

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  11. Anonymous3:19 PM, February 28, 2008

    Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there!

    It was just too much and my sense of humor overloaded. I don't think anything will ever be funny again. Oh God. What have I done?

    ...this morning, I even saw a little girl get her fingers caught in a car door and... I couldn't laugh. I mean I... I knew it was funny, but I couldn't laugh

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  12. Marmatard3:36 PM, February 28, 2008

    I came.

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  13. gone3:42 PM, February 28, 2008

    oh yeah, CC a +1 on the Stevens play.

    @Mrs. - It's the least I can do for giving me such a wonderful new reference. I'm gonna try that line on the lady this weekend.

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  14. dick_gozinia4:49 PM, February 28, 2008

    Todays Crocodiles > Yesterday's Tiger

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  15. BEHM7777:36 PM, February 28, 2008

    The perfect capper would have been for the croc to let out a mammoth, bloody belch.

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  16. BEHM7777:39 PM, February 28, 2008

    Oh, and did you hear the little gazelle yelp? It was enough to make a vegan weep.

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  17. zetternutz9:19 PM, February 28, 2008

    Does this earn a kill kill kill tag? My only complaint is the lack of video. But I still can't think of a better way to get rid of a shitballed chihuahua.

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  18. Rich7:40 AM, February 29, 2008

    Sometimes the best posts are the short, sweet ones...1.) show wanton animal carnage? check 2.) compare it hilariously to a shitty, rapist player? check

    Good one...

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  19. brad8:57 AM, February 29, 2008

    +1 dick_gozinia

    +1,000,000 behm777

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