Saturday, February 2, 2008

IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!


HOLY SHIT! THEY LET TWO(!) REDSKINS IN THE HALL OF FAME(!), AT ONCE!

DARRELL GREEN?! FIRST BALLOT!

ART MONK?!?! FINALLY!!!

I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! AND I DON'T EVEN CARE!


I'm still not anywhere near Canton. Ohio blows.

This post was written by Jake Jarmel and edited by Elaine Benes.
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19 comments:

  1. ben5:08 PM, February 02, 2008

    Canton is the most boring-ass place on the planet. And I was once stuck in the Nebraska airport for seven hours - I know boring-ass places.

    But I will be there. Because fuck you Adam Schefter.

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  2. Christmas Ape5:11 PM, February 02, 2008

    WWWOOOOO! At long last Redskins fans can shut the fuck up!

    All night DTC party at Unsilent's in Georgetown!

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  3. smurphette5:37 PM, February 02, 2008

    I wish I had more hands!

    So I could give that party 4 thumbs down.

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  4. twoeightnine5:43 PM, February 02, 2008

    What happened to the dipshit Redskins fans? I mean the post, I know the people are still around.

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  5. Christmas Ape5:49 PM, February 02, 2008

    Just a placeholder until the Maj roused himself from his high long enough to put up his homer post.

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  6. swing45:57 PM, February 02, 2008

    I'm just wondering what keywords UM used to find that particular picture from a Google image search.

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  7. Pepster6:14 PM, February 02, 2008

    @smurphette - Great Chapelles Show reference.

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  8. Otto Man6:24 PM, February 02, 2008

    I can't stand the Redskins, but the fact that Art Monk hadn't made it into the HOF before now was a fucking travesty of a sham of a mockery.

    Congrats, UM.

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  9. the great bambi6:29 PM, February 02, 2008

    smurphette, i believe the chappelle's show quote you were lookin for is:

    IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!

    fuck you peter king
    fuck you len pasquerelli
    fuck you "dr." Z

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  10. Brother Mouzone6:29 PM, February 02, 2008

    And as a service to your typical Patriots fan, here's the Wikipedia entry for Andre Tippett (he used to play for the Patriots when you were watching the Celtics):

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Tippett

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  11. the great bambi6:42 PM, February 02, 2008

    +1 brother mouzone

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  12. Otto Man7:00 PM, February 02, 2008

    Holy shit, they finally voted in Emmitt Thomas. Thanks, old timers!

    Being a Chiefs fan means milking the glory years of the early '70s over and over again. It's like being the curator of the Nixon Library, but without all the fun and excitement.

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  13. twoeightnine7:00 PM, February 02, 2008

    Who knew Tippett was a Jew? Definitely no one in Boston.

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  14. Otto Man7:04 PM, February 02, 2008

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  15. Ruthless Gravity7:10 PM, February 02, 2008

    Black bar mitzvahs

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  16. dickey simpkins7:59 PM, February 02, 2008

    Similar to werewolf bar mitzvahs?

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  17. BEHM7779:51 PM, February 02, 2008

    /pops collar

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  18. Verdant Earl11:11 PM, February 02, 2008

    And the Jake Jarmel/Elaine Benes thing...I love a good "exclamation point" joke. Well done!!!

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  19. jackin'4beats9:47 PM, February 04, 2008

    Jeez...the Maj is round...and high.

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