Friday, February 22, 2008

Fictional Cheerleader Biography: Gina

Jets Flight Crew member Gina, like many of her teammates, is a Long Island native, from West Babylon, N.Y. She graduated from Nassau College with an associates degree in dance and also is licensed as a cosmetologist.

Gina currently works as a hairdresser and also teaches dance.

On a perfect night out, Gina would be “dancing with my loved ones” and “having fun!” She says one of her favorite hobbies is drawing and that "I love any art.”

Gina is very proud of her Italian heritage and lists “putting my shoes on the table” as one of her most unusual superstitions.

NOTE: Holy crap, that's her ACTUAL biography.

17 comments:

  1. Funny, putting her shoes over my shoulders is one of my superstitions.

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  2. That's...you know...kinda sweet.


    /Wishes she was a bit more slutty, honestly.

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  3. She graduated from Nassau College

    Dealbreaker...

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  4. Wow, a cheerleader biography you can Xerox! Whoda thunk it?

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  5. Strange but true, her autobiography was also written by Alex Haley

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  6. She also enjoys hanging out in Long Beach during the summer, hooking up with random boys on the Long Island Railroad on the way home from Manhattan on Friday and Saturday nights, and eating sushi.

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  7. So, in this case you're NOT "sure she's a lovely person?"

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  8. Nassau Community College = 13th grade.

    Oh yeah, all dancers go there. :-)

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  9. I was guessing that was from her myspace page.

    /hoping the entire Fictional Cheerleader posts were a set-up for this joke.

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  10. I always wanted a girl with Italian shoe luck.

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  11. http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/

    What's more entertaining than sports bloggers duking it out with badass words over the interwebs?

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  12. What a vapid bitch. She should paint an "arty" bullseye on herself and dance around a shooting range.

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  13. So I was talking to a friend of mine and I asked him if he would considering marrying outside of his (very caucasian) race. His reply was "I don't know, I think I would. I'd be OK with an Hispanic, or an Italian." ZING!

    Oh, True Romance, you've ruined a generation of thinkers...

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  14. check out http://duelingcouches.blogspot.com/

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