MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Arizona police will never find the tanks of deadly CX gas I've hidden under the stadium! None will survive! No one will ever outshine me! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Priceless Pep Talk: Worried that you look like a pasty, fey NFL quarterback? Tired of being the recipient of endless atomic wedgies at the hands of your Kicker?
Now according to FKS that goatee makes him a douchebag, right? Or was it an asshole???
ReplyDeleteI mean, he's not exactly a dreamboat most of the time, but grossss. Soul patches are excellent indicators of colossal douchebags.
ReplyDeleteThere's a city statute that requires all men between the ages of 19 and 31 in Indianapolis to have a goatee. It's true.
ReplyDelete[gas valves fly open]
ReplyDeleteHe wants you too, Malachi. He wants you too.
ReplyDeletepeyton's ability to grow facial hair matches that of an 11-year-old's.
ReplyDeleteHopefully facial hair allows one to find open receivers in the playoffs.
ReplyDelete/still bitter
Alan wins.
ReplyDelete@quiet strength
ReplyDeleteI've fashioned a goatee on to myself but it's not on my face. So I guess you're right.
Now he's just one chin shaving away from joining the Village People.
ReplyDeleteJust in time for Little League/Molesting season.
ReplyDeletewash u face
ReplyDeleteDude, goatees don't equal evil. Handlebar moustaches, however...
ReplyDeleteDude, goatees don't equal evil.
ReplyDeleteEvil Spock, Evil Knight Rider, and Evil Cartman all beg to differ.
@otto man
ReplyDeleteeeevil shenanigans!
I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenaningans!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Flexo...
ReplyDelete@ Quiet Strength:
ReplyDeleteBeing from the nap, never there been a truer assement ever posted on this site.
/cuts self with razor, applies tp
Priceless Pep Talk: Worried that you look like a pasty, fey NFL quarterback? Tired of being the recipient of endless atomic wedgies at the hands of your Kicker?
ReplyDeleteOne word: Goatee.
Methinks you're thinking of VX gas.
ReplyDelete@Otto:
ReplyDeleteMMMMM, Piiiistol Whip
Is that a goatee on Peyton or just a bullseye for Kenny Chesney?
ReplyDeleteBut FutureMrs. Flexo was the good Bender.
ReplyDeleteCan it, jerkwad!
ReplyDeleteNah, I'm just joshing. You're all right.
/stands corrected
Peyton actually looks better with the prison vagina than without it.
ReplyDeleteThere, I said it.
Since when is Peyton Manning capable of growing facial hair?
ReplyDeleteWhy is Scott Peterson still on TV?
ReplyDeleteHow could I forget Flexo?
ReplyDeleteMust've been my ass whiplash acting up again.