Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Crocodile Fails To Keep Kosher


Here's a crocodile chewin' down on some swine. I recently read a book by Bill Buford called "Heat", where the author goes to Italy to learn how to be a butcher. It sounded rather grueling. If you've ever tried to bone a chicken at home, you know it ain't all rosy trying to get through bones and sinew with your blade. Your hand can cramp up wicked easy. That's why I admire the croc's approach, which is to forgo boning the pig and instead simply butchers the animal internally. No muss, no fuss, no fat stuck to your cutting board. You don't even have to Fantastik the counter afterwards! Drew likey.

23 comments:

  1. Fantastik is for pussies. Mr Clean is for real men. Either that or clean up the trichinellosis with your tounge.

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  2. That croc can be whatever the hell he wants.

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  3. If you've ever tried to bone a chicken at home

    Well, there was this one time, but I'd rather not talk about it.

    Where I'm from, we debone chickens.

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  4. @eddie...beat me to it.

    +1

    Awaits the obligitory you dont know jack about sarcasm post from drew.

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  5. No, I pretty much boned the English language right there.

    Whoop DEEEE!!!!

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  6. Not enough boning going on in here for Quinn to stop by and harass you Drew.

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  7. So, Drew: "wicked easy", huh? All that Pats bitterness is starting to resemble ole #10 in a Columbus parking lot after one too many Zimas.

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  8. Wonder what the croc's morning-after shit is like; whole pig's gotta burn something fierce, right?

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  9. who knew "Babe III" was a short film?

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  10. only reason i bone chickens is to help small town cops learn how to read

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  11. Is this the technique you were talking about when explaining how to eat chicken wings a couple of weeks ago?

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  12. How many boners we got on this board, anyway?

    WV: hynnna - The sound made by a chicken-boner.

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  13. I actually worked in a butcher shop for about 2 years when I was like, 13. We would never forgo boning the pig, no matter how bad I wound up smelling by the time I went home.

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  15. Fantastik is for pussies.

    Worst. Douche. Ever.

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  16. @ otto

    not if you can't afford the morning after pill...

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  17. Our special this evening is Chicken tar tar stuffed bleu cheese on a bed of tainted Jack 'n the Box wrappers.

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  18. One of the youtube suggestions that pops up after this selection is "Crocodile eats wildebeest." It's everything the pig video is and more.
    (and only 30 sec)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURwBbwUymE

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  19. Watching that made me really hungry.....very odd.

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  20. Looks like what the Giant D-Line did to Tawmmy Brady most of SB XLII.

    Sorry, had to be said.

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  21. My understanding is that animals are now killing and eating other animals just to impress Drew.

    - Barney

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  22. @leaking geek: WORD. Don't ever apologize for the haterade.

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