Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Unsilent Majority, Now In Convenient Person Form


Our own Maj was a co-host of this week's Blog Show with Jamie Mottram. And I really have only one thing to say about his appearance.

YOU MEAN HE'S NOT BLACK?!!!!?!?!?!

Well, that is a fucking tragedy. Like most of you, I had a certain vision of what our Maj would look like. I thought he was a big burly black man who became a centaur by night. I also hoped he'd be taller. And that he wouldn't sound like a Time/Life operator.
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29 comments:

  1. Unsilent Majority3:36 PM, January 30, 2008

    Time/Life? I wish!

    That's the big league Drew, I'm down in the rookie league of Duron Paint Customer Service.

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  2. Anonymous3:37 PM, January 30, 2008

    That was so exciting I almost woke up.

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  3. Otto Man3:42 PM, January 30, 2008

    Did they rouse you from a coma right before they shot that?

    That was like watching Ben Stein on qualuudes.

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  4. MyBoysAreMyLife3:42 PM, January 30, 2008

    Jack Bogart, Cougar, what? Get the marbles outta your mouth Jamie!!

    UM, did you do a bowl before getting on that show? You sure as fuck sounded like it!!

    I dunno, the nose isn't crooked enough for me to classify him as a jew.

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  5. Wayne Jarvis3:43 PM, January 30, 2008

    I don't have any sound, but why did Mottram have Nice Guy Eddie Cabot on?

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  6. Anonymous3:45 PM, January 30, 2008

    Not Black?// he has to be passing....

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  7. Upstate Underdog3:49 PM, January 30, 2008

    UM is like the Belichick of Blog Show with that hoodie on.

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  8. Unsilent Majority3:51 PM, January 30, 2008

    /mumbles something

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  9. Bodjo4:06 PM, January 30, 2008

    I dunno about looking jewish, but he does look like a giant douche.

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  10. naptown drew4:09 PM, January 30, 2008

    Did you say "tensile strength" or "gentile strength?"

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  11. Stephen4:14 PM, January 30, 2008

    It's so weird to see a blogger for the first time. Like the first time I saw Stephen A. Smith.

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  12. fallex4:40 PM, January 30, 2008

    Inaudible Majority?

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  13. Unknown4:50 PM, January 30, 2008

    Watching YouTube videos on YouTube must disturb the space/time continuum. And so does Unsilent's sweatshirt!

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  14. J. Ro4:52 PM, January 30, 2008

    I liked Devang all the way until I saw the phrase "Do a Bowl"

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  15. fallex4:56 PM, January 30, 2008

    Mind if I do a j?

    -The Dude

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  16. The Last Unitard4:59 PM, January 30, 2008

    Note to self: Get six pack of Genesis Ale on way home.

    L'Chaim!

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  17. Otto Man5:01 PM, January 30, 2008

    Sen. Bill Frist has reviewed this video and is now ready to declare that UM is not in a persistent vegetative state.

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  18. TurleyGirlie5:01 PM, January 30, 2008

    1. I only liked the Maj because I thought he was black.

    2. Mottram is a HOTTIE. I'd like more of that here, please.

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  19. Dale5:54 PM, January 30, 2008

    I could have been piloting an FA-18 and that clip still would have put me to sleep.

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  20. Unsilent Majority5:58 PM, January 30, 2008

    Next time I'll be sure to appear in an episode of Macgyver.

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  21. dick_gozinia6:19 PM, January 30, 2008

    UM, I like your moustache, celtics jersey and rap skills.

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  22. Suss6:38 PM, January 30, 2008

    You mean he's gonna stay this color?

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  23. Admin7:00 PM, January 30, 2008

    stop hitting the fucking bell jackass.

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  24. dead account8:28 PM, January 30, 2008

    Yeah, that bell is pretty annoying. That sort of thing is PTI level hackish.

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  25. Otto Man9:18 PM, January 30, 2008

    stop hitting the fucking bell jackass.

    I think he's just used to using it at work.

    "Order up!"

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  26. mikehasgas2:46 AM, January 31, 2008

    Well, at least Drew's black.

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  27. Jeff10:02 AM, January 31, 2008

    I don't get it.

    So he's half-black?

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  28. Chuck Sweet11:20 AM, January 31, 2008

    UM bears a striking resemblance to a young Jerry Krause.

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  29. Unknown3:28 PM, January 31, 2008

    best line: "i really dont know what to say" maj should change his name to electra julianne moore. yes that is an assassins - 1995 movie reference that is quite fitting. hardly get to use any of those.

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