Your muscles, cramping frequently and painfully throughout the game on Sunday, beginning immediately after the ball is snapped and ending immediately after Brady is sacked.
The beard obscures the fact that he's got one of the widest faces in human history. Just look at the picture, and then cover up the bottom part of the beard with your hand or a piece of paper. It's like he's been beaten in the mouth with an oar.
that sound you hear is children shrieking in fear.
ReplyDeleteTHAT RHYMES!
ReplyDeleteYour muscles, cramping frequently and painfully throughout the game on Sunday, beginning immediately after the ball is snapped and ending immediately after Brady is sacked.
ReplyDeleteAlso, a pony!
Osi to win the Brady Bounty, i mean he could use the cash his fetish is expensive.
ReplyDeleteAlso a PS3.
NOT to get dragged into the wilderness, murdered with an ax and left in a shallow grave.
ReplyDeleteEven though Santa might think that's what I want, it is not.
Where is his fucking blue ox?
ReplyDeleteMister, I love the way you wear that hat.
ReplyDeleteHO HO HO!
ReplyDeleteWe want HOs!!!!!
Strahan to win the Brady Bounty because I hear he dabbles in homosexuality and might dabble with Brady as he lays on the field motionless...
ReplyDelete/gay
Cut the guy some slack. He helped Bubbles get clean!
ReplyDelete...and sang a mean theme song.
ReplyDeleteThat's not Santa, that's fucking Volstagg.
ReplyDeleteAlan Moore really let himself go.
ReplyDelete"that's never been your problem bubs. it'd be a damn shaayme to make it one naaoohw!"
ReplyDeleteKinda looks like Charles Manson on 'roidz.
ReplyDelete+1 Otto
ReplyDeleteWant some candy little boy? It's in the zippered pocket.
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest's beard is more impressive
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
ReplyDeletelmfao. that is fuckin' great!
The beard obscures the fact that he's got one of the widest faces in human history. Just look at the picture, and then cover up the bottom part of the beard with your hand or a piece of paper. It's like he's been beaten in the mouth with an oar.
ReplyDeleteAnd I want a remote controlled car!
Reminds me of the viking dude in the Snickers commercial.
ReplyDeleteeugene robinson would have been ecstatic
ReplyDeleteWould he dance behind my car if I played European techno music?
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