What's goin' on, man? Yeah, I'm at the game. I'm wearing the basketball jersey! Yeah, it still fits. Looks great with the sunglasses.
We're hitting Dave & Busters after the game for a late third lunch followed by an early first dinner. You wanna come? I'm wearing my "going out" hat, so we don't have to go home first. We can watch that Don "The Dragon" Wilson movie I rented afterwards. It should be the perfect Sundee. No? Maybe we'll hook up on Mondee then. Or Tuesdee. Or Wednesdee. Or whatever dee is good for you.
YOU SUCK, LLOYD!
Sorry. I just saw him walk by. Well, enjoy the rest of the game. I feel real confident about our boys. Especially with the basketball jersey on.
Unsilent's dad?
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ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, I introduce YOUR WASHINGTON REDSKINS!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they hook up on Chursdee or Friesdee?
god i hate you.
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is that our new offensive lineman?
ReplyDeleteShouldn't someone tell this person that you're not supposed to consume beverage alcohol when you're pregnant?
ReplyDeleteHe's out to the last rung on that adjustable hat.
ReplyDelete"I hate the Cowboys, but, man, Wade Philips knows how to stay fit."
ReplyDeleteHe's probably calling someone to tell them about the hot chicks wearing the pig noses.
ReplyDeleteRedskins < Tater Skins
ReplyDeleteD.C. and its suburbs . . . most "deluded into thinking we are actually important" region of the country, yet one black-out away from being just another backwoods part of the South.
ReplyDeleteCal Ripken and Art Monk be-damned.
Hooray Arlington!
ReplyDelete...yet one black-out away from being just another backwoods part of the South.
ReplyDeleteUnh-uh, no givsie-backsies.
Really, he does look pregnant, it almost looks like his belly button has "popped". Makes me want to vomit.
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ReplyDeleteCal represents that crappy city located between DC & Philly. Real Washingtonians just keep driving north to AC
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ReplyDeleteHow do you confuse sunglasses and a glove?
ReplyDeleteoops, too brief a look I guess.
ReplyDeleteDidn't that guy just win Last Comic Standing?
ReplyDeleteBasketball jersey? That guy is a basketball.
ReplyDeletei can only assume that his Zubaz are just below the frame of the photo.
ReplyDeleteThe sad part is this is a picture of Billy Kilmer relaxing before the 1972 Super Bowl. In which he started for Washington.
ReplyDeleteConditioning was taken less seriously then...
P.S. Fuck racist team names
god i hate you.
ReplyDeleteThe sound of someone's hopes and dreams being dashed forever.
I think there are too many commenters here to hate all at once though UM.
Who knew Boog Powell was Skins fan too?
ReplyDeleteThis picture just proves that Skins fans are born as Skins fans. See the hat peeking into the bottom of the frame? That's not the row in front of Boog. That's the first born child of his emerging sextuplets.
At least we don't hop on bandwagons like 75% of the Cowf@ckers fan base.
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I just looked at the picture again. That guy HAS to smell.
ReplyDeletewhat's in the cup - a glass of gravy?
ReplyDeleteDonal Logue has really let himself go.
ReplyDeleteThe bandwagon comment is about as old and worn out as this chick. Come up with some original material since Cowboys fans as bandwagon jumpers is so 1992. Your jealousy is duly noted.
ReplyDeleteThat guy probably smells like chicken fat and bacon, mixed with Old Spice and Shower to Shower powder.
He's probably setting up a meeting with his dealer to freebase an entire ham
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ReplyDeleteChamomiles Davis said...
Donal Logue has really let himself go.
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Danny G said...
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."
I feel sorry for that shirt.
D.C. and its suburbs . . . most "deluded into thinking we are actually important" region of the country, yet one black-out away from being just another backwoods part of the South.
ReplyDeleteNuh uh....Those fuckers created NOVA and they can stay there. They've already dug their pit to the asshole of the Earth and "SOVA" doesn't want to help them out.
I don't know what's wrong with y'all. Joe Gibbs thinks this guy's outfit is super smart.
That mastectomy really left something to be desired up top.
ReplyDelete@ Jackin'4Beats: Even the "old and worn out" are still relevant when they're on point... like this chick.
ReplyDeleteYou guys just got a new bandwagon to ride... Tony Romo. Win a playoff game this millennium and I'll stop.
I got nothing but love for you, Jackin'4Beats, but the Cowgirls can join the Yankees on a sinking cruise ship on the burning Cuyahoga River.
Wow, looks like the Dillon Panthers have lost their biggest backer.
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"Yeah it's got a Hemi in it"
ReplyDeletepoor, poor Joe Jacoby.
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