Yes! Yes, I'm starting! Nice. Let me just do a very slight fist pump while biting my lower lip. God, I wish there was someone to high five. I'm just... I'm just gonna high five some air. High five, air!
(high fives air)
Yeah! Feels good! Anyone else here fired up! Because Gus is FIRED UP! Is that a wall? I'm just gonna... fuck it! I'm head butting that thing! Yeah, wall!
(runs into wall)
Ow! Christ, that hurt. I think I have a stinger. But still, ALL RIGHT!
HEY HEY HEY, no...no, he wears a helmet before he does that, he remembers safety first.
ReplyDeleteOther than Seattle, the starting QBs in the NFC West are Trent Dilfer, Gus Frerotte and the two-headed monster of Jeebus and Leinart.
ReplyDeleteFuck you, Seahawks.
Hey there are as many Super Bowl winning QBs in the the NFC West as there are in the NFC North, AFC North, AFC South, and AFC East and more than the NFC East/South or AFC West...soooo yeah, way to raise the bar there Trent Dilfer
ReplyDeleteGus and Kurt Warner in the same game? The late 90's were a fun time, weren't they?
ReplyDeleteMon Dieux!
ReplyDeleteMa ligne blessante est poreuse!
Where's he even playing now?
ReplyDeleteSTL
ReplyDelete@wormfather, you obviously don't play fantasy football.
ReplyDeleteHEY HEY HEY, no...no, he wears a helmet before he does that, he remembers safety first.
ReplyDeleteNo, Ben Roethlisberger convinced Gus that helmets are for queers and people with fully functional brains.
And fuck the Steelers.
CHARGE!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFuckin Warner.
ReplyDeleteThat moron is now my starting QB in one league because there are 20 teams in it and no other starting QBs left to take.
ReplyDeleteFUCK.
Someone alert Mottram. One more obscure, hipster blogger t-shirt bites the dust.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... he's kinda hot. I may have to take him for MY fantasy football team. Move over, Ben.
ReplyDeleteRunning into a wall is funny.
ReplyDeletePelle Lindbergh
@bambi, Brad Johnson's in the NFC East. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteFrerotte's Frereal!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope this becomes a running feature.
ReplyDeleteThe Frerotte head-butt is one of my top five all-time favorite NFL moments. I'd have that playing on a loop in my living room if I could.
I love this post, but with one slight correction. You MUST use this image of Frerotte, instead:
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Oh, that's right. He rocks the mullet now. He rocks it HARD.
Better dumb moment:
ReplyDeleteFrerotte's Ram-man impersonation or Gramatica's leg break during a 25 yard field goal celebration?
I'm undecided.
@howie:
ReplyDeleteThat is so, so, SO wrong!!!
Yet hilarious.