Monday, October 8, 2007

Another Hollow Accomplishment that Means Nothing



Last week we published our 1000th post on this here blog. To commemorate the occasion, we talked about writing up a special post acknowledging the feat -- the kind of post that looks back on the fun we've had and counts up all the readers who have come by, yadda yadda yadda. Naturally, because we're all lazy and found the topic uninspiring, nobody actually followed through.

But y'know, with it being a second-tier holiday and all today, we thought we'd take a moment to say, "Yay, us!" and thank all you nice people for reading. We appreciate all of you, from the most devoted commenters to the casual readers who just skim for a Big Daddy Drew byline. The latter stings, but we understand.

We'll return to our regular programming tomorrow. Please drink responsibly at work.

22 comments:

  1. You motherfuckers...taking a day off...how dare you. It's fucking Monday. What the hell am I suppose to do....work? Ahh hell...I hope Trent Green jumps in front of your bitch asses

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  2. Well done gentlemen. 50,000 more posts to come.

    "The names change but the tradition continues"

    (That was me making my usual comment that makes no sense

    a. you're all still here
    b. That's the yankees slogan.)

    /salute

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  3. Oh, I've got a better one.

    Gays like these demand the Gay Mafia.

    Or

    KSK...We know drama

    Or

    Its not just internet its KSK.

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  4. I just want to know if XMas Ape was the guy who died at the Chicago marathon.

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  5. "KSK is the only blog proven to reduce the risk of spreading gential herpes to a partner. Read once daily."

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  6. "KSK: One Consonant slip up away from being protested against"

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  7. I enjoy all the posts, but especially the ones about football.

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  8. Thanks for giving anonymous sports fans something to focus on while waiting for those casual encounters to come through.

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  9. Cadillac, Tom Cruise and Feathers say congratulations. Shannon says "I'm gay goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee"

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  10. "Q: Are we not men?
    A: We are KSK."

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  11. Actually, I skim for Ape and flubby, too.

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  12. I'd stay clear of that cake -- it looks like Drew confused it with a towel.

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  13. OK...seriously, was Ape killed at the Chicago Marathon? Did the "Stop Ape" shirt work its magic?

    The only guys who finished that thing were Kenyans and Ethiopians.

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  14. Is it sad that I've gone back and read this whole damned thing?

    It is?

    Oh . . .

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  15. Thanks, Gay Mafia. I can't count how many times I've quoted some of your greatest hits in public while the people I'm with gradually distance themselves and later deny they know me at all.

    I think we all know who the real winners are.

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  16. Congrats! Keep up the gayd work, fellas. Here's hoping Brett Favre never breaks your record.

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  17. Congrats!

    And stop with the "he gets more shine than me" shit.

    That shit fucked up many a great thing, just look at The Beatles, or Wu-Tang.

    Tuck your egos and let the KSK behemoth reign until ESPN, Peter King, and Tom Brady are all under its rule.

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