-Ballerinas think Jon's turnout is excellent.
-Jason Campbell forgets to lend Bionic Ankle to Jon Jansen
-They went thattaway!
-People never talk about the horrible injuries footsie can cause.
-This is God's punishment for when offensive linemen hold hands in the huddle.
-Jon's favorite new song? "Careless Whisper". Indeed, guilty feet have no got no rhythm.
-Some people are born double-jointed. And some have double-jointedness thrust upon them.
-That ankle is clearly on loan from Linda Blair.
-He should have realized something was wrong when he spent the entire series walking in circles.
-You plant your right foot in, you plant your right foot out...
Ah, it's a KSK Kollaborative Kaption Kontest! He's not wearing his ankle leathers. I say he deserved it.
Washington Times photo via DC Sports Bog
not...fucking...cool, when purple jesus is rolling around on the ground in a week or two with a similar injury you will only be able to blame yourself
ReplyDeleteDon't let it end this way, captain...
ReplyDeleteDamn sad to see the Rock go out like that...he's played hurt for the past several years, but there's really no way he comes back from this and starts again.
so it's a KSK KKK. I'm not sure I want any part of this.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Jason Kendall start playing for the Redskins?
ReplyDeleteNike must really be hard-core about their "we gotta be able to see the logo" policy
ReplyDelete"This picture has not been photoshopped."
ReplyDeleteAnnie Wilkes is his number one fan.
ReplyDeleteTo everything thing turn, turn, turn...
ReplyDeleteDear God No! I said I was a 'Thighs Man'
ReplyDeleteTonya Harding, you bitch!
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens when you challenge Fred Smoot to a game of DDR.
ReplyDelete"Sweep the leg, Johnny."
ReplyDeleteHa Ha
ReplyDelete-Joe Theismann
Napoleon McCallum thinks Jon Jansen is a pussy.
ReplyDelete...How many times do I have to tell you people, dont ever play QB for the redskins 'cause it never ends well.
ReplyDeleteBegining an acting career following a productive stint in the NFL, former Redskin Jon Jansen appears here auditioning for the lead in "Misery 2"
ReplyDeleteMr. Snyder, Mr. Cerrato: Mike Nolan on line 2
ReplyDeleteFootloose?
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not, this has nothing to do with the Denver Broncos.
ReplyDeleteFred and Barney don't see what the big deal is.
ReplyDeleteYou guys gotta try these new crunches, they really snap you into shape.
ReplyDeleteWow. I don't feel so bad about making fun of Chad Pennington anymore.
ReplyDeletePeople tried telling him you have to get a rib removed to do that or bad things will happen.
ReplyDeleteDon't tease Suisham, he takes his ballet seriously.
ReplyDeleteThe only time in history Joe Theismann would've been useful to have in the broadcast booth.
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you literally stick your foot up someone's ass.
ReplyDelete'Dem sphincters is stroooooong.
Although he really wanted to get back in the game, Jansen decided not to follow Ronnie Lott's advice.
ReplyDeletethat a legitimate photo? shading on the foot looks pretty much contrary to the shading every where else on the photo.
ReplyDeleteI am going to go ahead and proclaim myself the winner
ReplyDeleteYou know how I know you are gay? You know what a turnout is.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, man, what's up with that?
Simpsons did it
ReplyDeleteI think grungedave wins.
ReplyDeleteJebus, that picture freaks my shit out. Not as bad as the Theisman thing, but still.... fuck.
I can't dance. I can't dance. I've got two left feet!
ReplyDeleteI said, "'Step pause turn pause pivot step step'" not `Step pause turn pause pivot step pause'"!
ReplyDeletequotation from best in show!
ReplyDelete/lazy
Whew, I thought it would be more of a punch myself in the balls type pain,but I think I'll be ok if it stays in the pull my hair out level.
ReplyDeletesome people are born double-jointed and we should watch videos of them rather than awful ankle nastiness.
ReplyDeleteSomehow Billy Belichick was involved.
ReplyDeleteOn the News Tonigt...
ReplyDelete"The right ankle's premature evaluation of the Redskin's season and subsequent escape attempt without notifying the rest of the body left Jansen in a world of hurt...I'm Morey Shafer.."
Just another country blumpkin said...
ReplyDeleteI said, "'Step pause turn pause pivot step step'" not `Step pause turn pause pivot step pause'"!
OHHhhhh.... shudder!!