i was moving up to westchester all weekend and dont have internet at the house yet, and i'm too lazy to read all the deadspin shit, would someone be kind enough to post a two paragraph (max) summary on here?
UM, I don't think Shaun Alexander listens to Nirvana CDs that often, nor does he watch reruns of Fraiser, nor drinks more Starbucks coffee than anyone else. You got the Jesus one nailed, though.
He went to Alabama, so you should probably replace 2 of those images with a booster sticking a wad of cash into his pocket, and the other with two relatives fucking.
Don't ever say those words again. Seriously, Bob Sanders only OK'd Adrian Peterson being named Purple Jesus because nobody would take him seriously; if he thought someone was trying to take his title, he would slap that person so hard their heads would explode like in Scanners.
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ReplyDeleteWell done, but you spelled "+" wronge.
ReplyDeleteThere, that's better.
Is Shaun Alexander shooting a Pepsi commercial there?
ReplyDeleteIs the 4th picture Chris Cornell circa Badmotorfinger?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip on Denver UM. You're fired.
ReplyDeleteIs it a "preview" if they've already played a game??
ReplyDelete/being an asshole
i was moving up to westchester all weekend and dont have internet at the house yet, and i'm too lazy to read all the deadspin shit, would someone be kind enough to post a two paragraph (max) summary on here?
ReplyDeleteawesome thanks.
You guys are getting lazy. WTF.
ReplyDeleteUM, I don't think Shaun Alexander listens to Nirvana CDs that often, nor does he watch reruns of Fraiser, nor drinks more Starbucks coffee than anyone else. You got the Jesus one nailed, though.
ReplyDeleteHe went to Alabama, so you should probably replace 2 of those images with a booster sticking a wad of cash into his pocket, and the other with two relatives fucking.
The Alexander photo is simply a pictorial representation of how Shaun felt on his wedding night when he lost his virginity.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are getting lazy.
ReplyDeleteGetting?
I thought that Shaun Alexander was black jesus.
ReplyDeleteDon't ever say those words again. Seriously, Bob Sanders only OK'd Adrian Peterson being named Purple Jesus because nobody would take him seriously; if he thought someone was trying to take his title, he would slap that person so hard their heads would explode like in Scanners.
ReplyDeleteHe'd also break Trent Green's nose. Just because.
@peter king crowned my ass
ReplyDeleteDont be an dolt, everyone knows Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks.
I mean seriously.
That's Cobain before the shotgun, not after, right?
ReplyDeleteThat's how Shaun Alexander makes it rain my friend, with freaking sparks. The ho's never has a chance.
ReplyDeleteAnd Purple Jesus is attempting to get BDD to stop hugging him 12 hours after the game. What a great nickname.
I'll be shocked if BDD doesn't have a Purple Jesus post up by the end of the day.
ReplyDelete@UU:
ReplyDeleteI was shocked yesterday.
We fucking kicked Tampa Bay's pubeless asses.
ReplyDeleteMan, we're goin' 16-0 this year, I can feel it.
/sarcasm off
Shaun Alexander wets his pants like Frasier?
ReplyDelete- Frasier was from fucking Boston...get that no-talent drunk outta my Seahawks preview.
ReplyDelete- Shaun Alexander = Sea Jesus
- Where the fuck are the SEA GALS???!?!!
- @wormfather..."Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks" would be my new username on here if I wasn't ksk-style lazy. Brilliant.