Real name
Heather Rothstein _____________Ronald Dietz
Age
Old enough to know better _____________ 14 (but an old 14)
Height
5' 7"________________4' 10 1/2"
Weight
Not telling _________ However much he can push
Old enough to know better _____________ 14 (but an old 14)
Height
5' 7"________________4' 10 1/2"
Weight
Not telling _________ However much he can push
Drink of choice
Ejaculate laced with urine____ Jolly Rancher soda laced with construda
Dislikes
Eagles, apparently _______________ Mark ass tricks, trick ass marks
Ejaculate laced with urine____ Jolly Rancher soda laced with construda
Dislikes
Eagles, apparently _______________ Mark ass tricks, trick ass marks
Goals for the season
Uhhh... fuck some eagles?_____Transition smoothly from Lil' to Yung Ad'lt
Misconceptions
Not blonde ___________ Really the Maj in an alternate universe
Finishing move
"Fleur-de-lick" ______________Ankle biting
Uhhh... fuck some eagles?_____Transition smoothly from Lil' to Yung Ad'lt
Misconceptions
Not blonde ___________ Really the Maj in an alternate universe
Finishing move
"Fleur-de-lick" ______________Ankle biting
Your thoughts in the comments about about who wins this clash of the sideshows, maybe even who wins this contest of footballery they're holding this evening. Haven't had one of those in a spell. I'm going Saints, 33-27.
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give her a kick in the cunt!
ReplyDeletea kick in the cunt?
a kick in the cunt!
I'll take FDE girl every day and six or seven times on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteYou might lose your foot, with a kick in that cunt!
ReplyDeleteI'll also take the FDE girl. btw, is anyone else having a problem or know why deadspin is down ?
ReplyDeleteFDE girl up one side and down the other.
ReplyDeletelil ronnie doesn't have the power of valtrex. fde girl in a walk.
ReplyDeleteWell, you might wanna stop 'er by clockin' 'er chompers, Or shock 'er by makin' a grab at 'er knockers, But she'll call the coppers and you'll end in jail, Where you'll eat bread and water and shit in a pail. So if you've enough of a womanly guff, No need to be rough, it'll be quite enough, To call her bluff with a huff and a puff, Just stuff your foot straight into her muff!
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who that little boy is (how many times have I said that one?). So since chicks fear guys they dont know, I'll take the boy (That one too).
ReplyDeleteShaven or unshaven?
ReplyDeletelil ronnie got hands. and hand beats totally contrived sex appeal anyday.
ReplyDelete@WAS, I'm hoping your talking about FDE girl. I'll go with shaved.
ReplyDeleteFDE
ReplyDeleteShaven
Colts 28-24
Contrived sex appeal my ass, Jarrett. FDE is my kind of slightly trashy. Easy call.
ReplyDeletefde, although she does scare me a bit.
ReplyDeleteFDE. She's in Maxim. She must be bonified.
ReplyDeleteColts win 31-24.
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ReplyDeleteBetter question...
ReplyDeleteFDE girl vs. Drea de Matteo?
Those chosen people sure get feisty right before the start of Football season.
I thought that my home was my castle
ReplyDeleteWith no one scrutinizing me
No pigs no lyin' bitch no hassle
Ya'll are brutalizin' me
Can't a man not drink his beer in silence
Can't a man not cruedly lay and scream
Can't a man not control his bitch with violence
Ya'll are brutalizin' me
Ya'll are brutalizin' me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQi7-GKJp0
FDE Girl, just so I can hate-fuck her r while wearing my Brian Dawkins jersey.
ReplyDeleteColts, 42-38. Neither team bothers much with defense, but the Saints still have Fred "Scortch" Thomas on the roster and he's good for at least three blown coverages.
Lil' Ronnie FTW.
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be funny if he did it for any other team because the Colts are so gawd-damn straigh-laced.
GO COLTS!
@scott - Run, ronnie, run was much more hilarious on Mr. Show than in movie form.
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo...
FDE Heather wins this by slaughter rule. However, her saints get stomped tonight 31-14. They may even get Sorgi some snaps.
dick_gozinia for the win...
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