Apparently, among our demented readership are some of the twisted bastards at Ketchup Friends. In this video they demonstrate one of the lesser known properties of this stalwart tailgating condiment.
Surprise: they're Lions fans. One thing is for certain, I'm off ketchup for good. From now on, it's catsup or nothing.
Uh ... do what now?
ReplyDeleteWhat. The. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteWhat. The. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S WHAT I SAID!
So that's the difference between ketchup and catsup.
ReplyDeleteI'm from Pittsburgh, if I swear off ketchup our economy would collapse and John Kerry's wife would be homeless.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder all the women married in Heinz Chapel give birth nine months later.
ReplyDeleteBut you can't get pregnant by eating sperm! Oh God, the layers!
ReplyDeleteThat was funny though.
You know, I've wondered why ketchup was so salty, when if you take a normal tomato, it doesn't taste salty at all. I think I always assumed Heinz just dumped a lot of salt in it, or something. Hmmmm, live and learn, I guess......
ReplyDeleteSo all my new money shots will have gratuities ketchup shots in them now?
ReplyDeletePersonally, I've always preferred barbecue sauce to ketchup.
ReplyDeleteI feel vindicated.
throat babies??? wait what???
ReplyDeleteAre you here to solve my ketchup problem?
ReplyDeleteJon Kitna will eat 55 hashbrown's this season
ReplyDeleteMy ex boyfriend did that video. Now I know why he kept me away from Ketchup.
ReplyDeleteDan is a creep. I love it.
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