Friday, August 31, 2007
The Last KSK Commenter Draft – Stars Of The Pornographic Film Industry
It’s the last commenter draft of the year. Next week, this slot will be occupied by the return of the Maj’s gambling column. I’ve enjoyed these drafts a great deal, largely because you, the readers, do all the effort. Well, it’s only fair to reward you. Many of you have been asking for a porn star draft for a while (shocking), so here it is.
The rules? This is a star of the pornographic film industry you would like to perform a scene with. It can be any porn star from any time in history. No soft core actors or actresses please. They have to have, like, done it with someone on camera. For reals. Once you pick a porn star, wait 10 picks until you pick another. If you provide a link to said performer, do be sure to leave a NSFW warning if necessary.
While I usually take the first pick in all our drafts, I’m going to abstain from picking this time around. Because as a husband and father, I of course have never seen a pornographic film in my entire life. Couldn’t even begin to tell you the name of any actress involved in the industry. Nikki Tyler? Who’s that? No clue. A famous judge once said he knew pornography when he saw it. Well, I would not know pornography when I saw it, because I’ve never seen it. Sorry, judge. Wish I was hip to it all.
So enjoy this, the last draft of the year. Around the 100th comment, this should start to get pretty creepy.
Maybe a reach, but give me Sunny Lane.
ReplyDeleteavy scott, thank you.
ReplyDeleteEva Angelina.
ReplyDeleteKobe Tai
ReplyDeleteJenna Jamison 10 years ago. Before she turned into a duck and blew the whole UFC.
ReplyDeleteI'll go early reach with Roxxy Jezell
ReplyDeleteChasey Lain. In the early to mid-90s (when I truly became a connoseur)she was head and shoulders above every other star. Hah...Head.
ReplyDeleteron jeremy..
ReplyDelete..umm i mean...
@ memphisraines -- great reach, though.
ReplyDeleteBIG FAN of Melanie Moore.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Asia Carrera... finally scratch that Asian itch I've had... unfortunatley it would also probably give me a new itch, but there is Valtrex for that.
ReplyDeleteI have a sad admission. The only porn star I know by name is Jenna Jameson. I could try and look some up on the internet, but I'm at work and that would be a career limiting move.
ReplyDeleteWith that said, I've seen her have sex on screen, so I'm gonna go with Christinia Ricci.
P.S. 7:1 that I'm not the only one who wont be able to randomly name more than three porn stars.
To Sunny Lane, I add: Aurora Snow.
ReplyDeleteallie sin. horrible at acting even remotely interested, but i don't care.
ReplyDeleteJenna Haze. In pigtails. Giggity.
ReplyDeleteTraci Lords
ReplyDeleteWith that said, I've seen her have sex on screen, so I'm gonna go with Christinia Ricci.
ReplyDeleteREAL sex, dummy. Follow the goddamn rules.
@BBD IT LOOKED REAL TO ME!!! DAMNIT!
ReplyDeleteNo brainer - I'll take Heather from ideepthroat.com
ReplyDeletePick 2 I'll go Mary Carey
ReplyDelete@wormfather... Black Snake Moan looks like porn, sounds like porn, and has a porn-y title, but its not porn.
ReplyDeleteFor my first pic - Gianna. Great face, long pullable hair, huge tits and a great ass. Plus she genuinely loves lots of random grinding sweaty sex. I identify with that because I sweat A LOT when I bang.
Angel Dark...mmmm...dammit now I have to go home for lunch
ReplyDeleteBrittany Skye. God, she just looks so dirty.
ReplyDeleteWith Brittany and Eva, I retire from this draft. Those are the two who do it for me.
Lexus Locklear
ReplyDeleteis ideepthroat.com SFW? it sounds like an interesting site and i would like to check it out
ReplyDeletedamn, heather's a solid pick
ReplyDeleteLily Thai - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_Thai
ReplyDeleteSorry it had to be a lame-ass wikipedia link.. I'm at work :(
I feel as though her best work is on Mr. Chew's Asian Beaver.
google it.
@woody Heather is a rock solid pick. I may have to go home for lunch too.
ReplyDeleteSorry, wasn't thinking about a link. NSFW.
ReplyDeletejanine lindemulder. she's sleeved, it's hot.
ReplyDeleteSasha Grey. A keeper league pick.
ReplyDeleteJanine is a GREAT pick.
ReplyDeleteBriana Banks, but I'd have to have her sign something saying that she was not going to hurt me in the process.
ReplyDeleteJenna Lewis.
ReplyDeleteStill has the allusion of being a real girl, and not a dp whore like the rest of the girls picked.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Lewis
damn, s and woody took my top two, nice work gentlemen.
ReplyDeletefuck it, I'll go there with Christine Young. lock me up.
I agree with Senator Heflin. Yeah that's right the women like something with more stories and costumes that'll transport 'em to another place and time
ReplyDeleteHave you ever tried coming out of the bathroom nude, and acting like you didn't know someone was there?
A, uh.. another good thing is to get them out on your boat for some reason, because, uh.. because then it's really hard for them to get away.
ReplyDeleteKrystal Steal...which is what she is this late in the draft
ReplyDeleteI need just one more, then I'm done.
ReplyDeleteTo Lane and Snow, I add: Charlotte Stokely.
Done.
#2 pick - Krystal Steal.
ReplyDelete@ Coletrain & UM - My first computer was completely wasted because I attempted to accumulate as much Heather as posible.
Ava Devine - no one enjoys sex more on or off screen than Ava Devine. Plus she is proof positive that God wants us to watch porn and/or have lots of sex.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ava_Devine
1st pick - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianna_Michaels
Woody...already took her
ReplyDeleteKatie Morgan.
ReplyDeleteDamn Franklin -nice. I'm too slow.
ReplyDeleteNew #2 Sky Lopez - but back in her Shane's World/Amatuer days.
Let me be the 5th person to say that Heather is a great pick. I'm also going home for lunch.
ReplyDeleteWithout a doubt, I pick Terri Summers (nsfw). Oh my sweet Jeebus.
ReplyDeleteJaimee Foxworth from Family Matters
ReplyDeletehttp://imdb.com/name/nm0289340/
Chloe Sevigny...real actress, but also some real deepthroat action in 'The Brown Bunny'
ReplyDeleteinteresting. the commentator drafts' found a way to go out with a bang and a whimper.
ReplyDeleteMake me the 6th. Heather was the best pick of the draft.
ReplyDeleteRaven Riley... and I'm definitely wearing a rubber
ReplyDelete2nd round pick: Shyla Stylez
ReplyDelete1st round pick was Sasha Grey[Youtube link, not sure if SFW or not]
faith of "faith exposed." british n busty. awesome.
ReplyDeletethey really should do a "Beyond the Glory" on Heather. she's like the great unspoken legend of our generation.
ReplyDeleteglad I am working at home today.
ReplyDelete1. Angel Dark
ReplyDelete2. Krystal Steal
3. Brianna Banks (Motor Boating I will go)
@grimey
ReplyDeleteThat is a GREAT pick
Tiffany Rose aka Tiffany Diamond.
ReplyDeleteNaughty Allie - another one that will fuck anything that moves.
ReplyDeleteAw man do I have a lot of homework to do when I get home. Man I miss my ex, she would blow me while I watched porn.
ReplyDelete@coletrain -- already taken
ReplyDeletecytherea...for sure. there's free footage of her fountainous climaxex all over the Googles and the PornStarBooks.com. both kinds of rubbers suggested...
ReplyDeleteMila, Queen of Nasty. She might be the dirtiest woman ever to work in mainstream porn and that's saying something.
ReplyDeleteJenaveve Jolie. Surprised she lasted this long.
ReplyDeleteThis is easy - chick is crazy, has some nice DSLs and tight body to boot...
ReplyDeleteTabitha Stevens
I feel vindicated with all the Heather adoration.
ReplyDeleteDid anynoe else think that in those early years of Internet porno, Heather was the Transformers to Wifey's GoBots?
My bad... I thought Allie Sin = Allysin Chains....
ReplyDelete3. Sierra - Hails from the ATL, and the only girl I know off that would have anal sex to that 1980's hit "Doin' The Butt!"
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels
Deidre Holland. See Chameleons.
ReplyDeleteNot always my first choice but she's grown on me in the last couple months...
ReplyDeleteBrandi Belle.
1. Heather
2. Sky Lopez
3. Brandi Belle
@woody
ReplyDeleteIf Heather was the Transformers, I would say Wifey was M.A.S.K. I wouldn't mind dating/being married to her - but she just doesn't impress me as a porn star. So much better talent out there.
Nicole Sherdian - not the comeliest lass, but she possesses an "enthusiasm" I find endearing.
ReplyDelete1.Angel Dark
ReplyDelete2.Krystal Steal
3.Brianna Banks
4. Kristi Myst (Probably a real stretch here but I have to take her. Im tired of just stalking. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=217172274)
katerina konec. owner of possibly the world's perfect pair of tits.
ReplyDeleteI'm going old-school and picking Marilyn Chambers
ReplyDeleteSunny Leone. Indian girl from Canada.
ReplyDeleteCome on Coletrain...Heather is amazing. forget the sex. Give me Heather and my NFL sunday ticket....now that is FAN-TAS-TIC..
ReplyDeleteBrady Deep Throw....Heather Deep Throat
Jewel De'Nyle. Late in her career after she gained a little weight. I've already got one skinny bitch in Mila and that's plenty.
ReplyDeleteFor pick two, I'm onna throw down some Tera Patrick.
ReplyDeleteSurprised she's still around this deep in the draft...but I ain't complainin'
@franklin
ReplyDeleteI love Heather... I just am not impressed with Wifey. BTW Transformers > M.A.S.K., agreed?
@miss daisy
Nice pic with Sunny Leone, I love the Indian chicks... dot AND feather!
Terra Patrick. MMMMMMM.
ReplyDeleteOh, and pssst. It's Ape's birthday.
Michelle Barrett...google her.
ReplyDelete@ Coletrain - I almost spit out my coke. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI don't usually get a chance to particpiate in the drafts...but this one is a must. Football starting, Labor Day weekend basically already started in my office, heading to see my favorite D1 team kick hell out of a small directional school, and porn draft.
Fantastic.
Too bad Rollergirl doesn't qualify.
Tera Patrick was a nice late pick. I loved what she did in the 2001-2002 porn season for me
ReplyDeleteLanny Barbie at my 3-spot.
ReplyDeleteI don't care that she hardly speaks a lick of English - that French Canadian biyatch can straight up take it!!
1. Tabitha Stevens
2. Tera Patrick
3. Lanny Barbie
4. Anjali (NSFW) - the first "dot" indian of the draft with a rocking body and she, again, would fuck anything on or off camera. Plus she introduced me to that phenomenon called "dogging."
ReplyDelete3. Sierra
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels
Heather Vuur, from Meet Heather. She is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteI'm still reeling from the revelation that porn stars have wikipedia entries.
ReplyDeletehehehe...entries.
I'm gonna pass on the draft, but that story you linked to was highly entertaining. And yeah, I'd like to see that video. If your friend dies before you, I think you should tell that story at his funeral.
ReplyDeleteforget going home for lunch, i'm taking the afternoon off
ReplyDelete3rd round pick... Flower Tucci.
ReplyDeletejada fire. i need some color.
ReplyDeleteHere's Heather: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Vandeven
ReplyDeleteThat's all I need.
Next Door Nikki. Yeah, most of her stuff isn't hardcore but she's done a few.
ReplyDelete1. Angel Dark
ReplyDelete2. Krystal Steal
3. Brianna Banks
4. Kristi Myst
5. Amy Reid (That chick is ridiculous)
More Old school Veronica Hart
ReplyDelete[i]Jenaveve Jolie. Surprised she lasted this long.[/i]
ReplyDeleteGreat pick, I too am surprised she lasted this long. Baddest bitch in porn right now.
My top 3:
1. Jenaveve Jolie.
2. Teagan Presley
3. Marquetta (Jewel??)
Need some color on my list but love a dirty white chick too and Teagan is ona the dirtiest.
@colonel -- agreed on teagan
ReplyDeleteNice call on the Amy Reid franklin...she's bad!
ReplyDeleteFor my 4th (and probably final) pick, I'm slating Aria Giovanni on my bill...
Raylene
ReplyDeleteFlower Tucci's a great value there.
ReplyDeleteI'm taking Audrey Hollander here, but can't believe nobody's jumped on Taylor Rain yet- ridiculous.
1. Tiffany Rose aka Tiffany Diamond
ReplyDelete2. Sunny Leone
3. Eve Laurence, because there are just not enough fake breasts on this board
Kaylani Lei
ReplyDeleteMaria Ozawa. half Japanese half French-Canadian, 100% uber-cute.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Hayes
ReplyDeleteWhat a nasty freak...
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ReplyDeleteI'm getting in on this late, so I'll grab two picks...
ReplyDeleteSavanna Samson
Tawny Roberts
shelby belle. french-canadian and pert.
ReplyDeleteIsabella Soprano. She was better before the boob job but I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
ReplyDelete5. Aidan (sic?) Lane - Cute as a button, natural huge tits, small petite body, working her way back from LA to Boston. I loved her debut where she was laughing her ass off through the whole scene.
ReplyDelete4. Anjali
3. Sierra
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels
Alright, I want one more. Zoe Britton. www.zoebritton.com
ReplyDelete1. Heather Vuur
2. Zoe Britton
nice work by Weed and Bruce. I'll take Sunshine Adams if you please.
ReplyDeleteCatalina Cruz
ReplyDeleteall i need and, in my opinion, steal of the day...
ReplyDeletejesse jane.
@ tracer - that is an outstanding pick. I loved her in cathouse on HBO and just found out she's moved on. We're all excited.
ReplyDeleteMy 4th pick will be "Drunk College Girl Gets Fucked"
I don't know her name, but she looks like she had a great Mardi Gras. Can't link to it. I'm at work.
Eve Lawrence is a great pic. My #1. However we must limit her to before she got blonde extensions. What a disaster.
ReplyDeleteSo for my pick I take Tory Lane.
2. A retro pick, Celeste
ReplyDeleteAlright, I lied before, I'm gonna round out my list with this fifth choice:
ReplyDelete5. Sunset Thomas
4. Aria Giovanni
3. Lanny Barbie
2. Tera Patrick
1. Tabitha Stevens
Uh, duh. Bridget the Midget.
ReplyDeletesweet amy lee. also french-canadian and pert.
ReplyDeleteSomehow, I think a weekend trip to Montreal is in order.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna take the guy on the far left in the Lemon Party.
ReplyDeleteSo fucking hot.
Tania Rusoff
ReplyDeleteWith her and Taylor Hayes my team will be insurmountable...or infinitely mountable.
2. Tania Rusoff
1. Taylor Hayes
Eve Lawrence - I am not going to go back and search through a hundred some odd post to see if someone took her all ready.
ReplyDeleteRyaan Reynolds. Google her, Wiki her, whatever. You shall be a believer.
ReplyDelete@chris
ReplyDeleteGood point, it's easier to wait until someone points out that someone took her already.
@Chris: I took her already.
ReplyDeleteLast pick, Silvia Saint.
1. Tiffany Rose aka Tiffany Diamond
2. Sunny Leone
3. Eve Laurence
4. Silvia Saint
@coletrain - I am sure we can share her. In fact I believe several people all ready have.
ReplyDeleteFor my sixth and final pick...
ReplyDelete6.Africa Sexx - She has made a great comeback (pun wholeheartedly intended) in the last few months and she is awesome looking and working in the sack.
5. Aidan (sic?) Lane
4. Anjali
3. Sierra
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels
@BDD: DAMN YOU!
ReplyDeleteMy 3rd pick is the Meatspin guy then...
Angel Eyes
ReplyDelete@SportsGirl365
ReplyDeleteWhat's that? You said it's Christmas Ape's birthday today?
Anna Belle
ReplyDeleteLook her up on freeones.
@ dick_gozinia
ReplyDeleteGreat pick, guess you saw where I was going with my picks.
2 more; I love the Latinas
ReplyDeleteDillan Lauren, and Hailey Paige (gotta love a nasty little cockswallower w/ an overbite).
Limewire rulez.
Great topic by the way.
The over-40 Nina Hartley. I need some maturity and leadership in my lineup.
ReplyDelete@BDD: hahaha, totally, b/c he's obviously the gayest one of them all (he's the one with the dick in his mouth)
ReplyDeletei can't believe she hasn't been taken yet.
ReplyDeleteCarmella Bing
@365 porn stars seem to be more important than ape's b-day.
ReplyDelete@colonelstinkmeaner
ReplyDeleteHailey Paige is great in "Da Vinci Load"
far more important. we've never even seen ape fuck.
ReplyDeletealso, i pick havana ginger.
Who can leave out Daisy Marie? What a slore! I LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteWay late to the party.
ReplyDeleteI would have taken Jenna Haze and Tera Patrick in the pro division, and Raven Riley and Nella in the amateur division.
There's this INSANELY hot Brazilian chick named Mona (NSFW), I'll take her #1.
Then "Subway" Jamie Lynn (NSFW). No ass, but what a great face.
Following my original Briana Banks pick, I'll draft the lesser-known Penny Flame. But only because Coletrain took my original #2 of Naughty Allie. I would not only do a scene with her, I would marry her (if I could get her to stop screwing every guy that asked).
ReplyDeleteJr Carrington. OG anal queen
ReplyDeleteNice pick on the Sylvia Saint.
ReplyDelete3. Nici Sterling... a British babe with a love for anal.
Then again, who doesn't love anal?
2. Tania Rusoff
1. Taylor Hayes
my second pick:
ReplyDeleteKim Kardashian
the girl has a better BJ technique than most of the professionals listed on here.
Ayana Angel (NSFW)
ReplyDeleteMore than 150 comments and there are still fresh names up there.
ReplyDeleteAre is there that much porn out there?
Eva Braun
ReplyDelete@ asmith -- no. we're just making up porn-ish names.
ReplyDeleteLike Drew I cannot name a single pornstar. Unlike Drew I've seen every porno ever made. It's just that when you download a clip of midget and roofie porn they never remember to include the credits.
ReplyDeletewhy is this taking so long?
ReplyDeleteSays King Julien
I thought I would be much...MUCH to late to get Sky Lopez, but sign me up.
ReplyDelete@ jackin' -- agreed. since this is the last fantasy draft before the season, it's stupidly fucking late to do this, but i propose that for all drafts next season, we insititute a minnesota vikings rule by which, given no selections in a five-minute period, the ten-pick waiting rule shall be waived.
ReplyDeleteagreement? fuck and yes.
@jewdago
ReplyDeletePorn-ish names ...
1) Something to do with heaven or hell (angel, sin)
2) something exotic
3) really basic Anglo names like Brooke, Brittney, Nikki, etc.
So, something like Dani Woodward. Is that pornish?
@teller tim
ReplyDeleteTiana Rose gives much better blowjobs than Kim Kardashian. Tiana Rose's scenes are the ones I recommend to girls who want to get better at brains.
However, Kim Kardashian looks absolutely tasty - like heavy water.
Fuuuuck, I really wanted Catalina Cruz, so I'll take the other Cruz.
ReplyDeleteSunny Cruz.
Vanessa Lane available, I'll take her
ReplyDelete@coletrain
ReplyDeletei will have to check her out when i get home.
my next pick is Eve Angel. i don't think she can speak english but she has an amazing body.
@asmith -- also anything alliterative and/or is an imitation of an established actress's name (clare dames, katey holmes, etc) and unusual spellings of unusual names b.c there're so many whores these days that we needs to be creative to differentiate between them.
ReplyDeletealso, i may be taking this far, far, far too seriously.
@ jewdago
ReplyDeletei, personally, can not think of a more important subject than porn.
164 comments down and no one took Kaci Starr? weak... guess she's all mine, then.
ReplyDelete@ bigricks - Sky is taken
ReplyDeleteI'll jump on Paris for my fifth pick. I'd rather watch her screw the state of California than touch her myself, but it's all about value on this pick.
1. Heather
2. Sky Lopez
3. Brandi Belle
4. Mardi Gras broad
5. Paris Hilton
porn-based doctorate theses for some, miniature american flags for all.
ReplyDelete@michael -- great pick. she's think in all the right places.
ReplyDeleteAs a nonviewer of porn, I'm surprised at these picks. I'm shocked stars with names like Lanita Clonde, Or Bamber Smichaels, or Raustin Kincaido have not been taken.
ReplyDeleteChristy Canyon. Best big giant natural titties ever.
ReplyDeleteAlaura Eden
ReplyDeleteDanni Ashe. Used to do some hardcore chick stuff back in the day. So the taint wouldn't even be that tainted.
ReplyDelete@jewdago
Faith rules. The first porno chick I almost considered shelling out money for access to her site.
cherry potter/sherry angel, depending on which site of hers you end up at. also canadian.
ReplyDeleteOr Tracquel Darriana
ReplyDeleteFlower Tucci is every nba ball player's dreamgirl....white girl with a nice ass...oh & she's white...
ReplyDeletegive me Roxy Reynolds
Aurora Jolie is my next pick. Anal queen extrodinaire.
ReplyDeleteI second the 5 minute rule superceding the 10 pick rule.
Belladonna. She is fucking crazy.
ReplyDelete@thenaturalmevs - Sorry to scoop ya, but she's hot.
ReplyDelete4. Vanessa Chase
I seem to have a thing for Seymore Butts's throwaways...but the guy has good taste.
3. Nici Sterling
2. Tania Rusoff
1. Taylor Hayes
Leaving the house now, so I'll take one more pick now then catch up with you wonderful perverts later.
ReplyDeleteNaomi Russell (DEFINITELY NSFW)
JULIA BOND
ReplyDeletejackin4beats,
ReplyDeletenaomi was hot, have you seen her lately tho, she lost like 30+pounds and looks like shit
@spiff -- damn you, you bastard.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton
ReplyDeleteAlso Jersey Jaxin
August Night
ReplyDelete@ spaceman spiff or is that Doctor Spaceman?
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen her lately. That too bad that she lost the thickness that made her so hot. Cocaine is one hell of a drug.
with my 4th pick i will take Vanessa Blue.
ReplyDelete4. Vanessa Blue
3. Eve Angel
2. Kim Kardashian
1. Carmella Bing
Sydnee Steele.
ReplyDeletethat girl was an aboslute pro and had a mouth like a sewer. Just listening to her have sex was hot.
Since I picked very late I'm also going to take Jill Kelly.
rita faltoyano. natural, gorgeous, foreign.
ReplyDeleteMonique Alexander
ReplyDeleteBooya
Anybody take Severina Vukovich? She's not a porn star , she's a pop star from Eastern Europe who's sex tape is basically fantastic, she takes it right in the pooper like a champ. Sign me up.
ReplyDeleteKatja Kassin, b/c Chase scooped my favorite dirty girl
ReplyDeleteUmmm, Shy Love anyone?
ReplyDeleteAnybody take Spring Thomas?
ReplyDeletenope. she's yours if you want her.
ReplyDeleteNice - cause I'm all about her!
ReplyDeleteanyone else reminded of (or even remember) warren g's 1994 ho draft?
ReplyDelete#3 - Riley Mason
ReplyDelete#2 - Alaura Eden
#1 - Anna Belle
alright, that's is. anarchy and the minnesota viking bylaw are in effect and i'm taking lindsay layne with my final pick -- an ugly jewish whore with a filthy fucking mouth. and thus, my slut stable:
ReplyDelete1. avy scott
2. allie sin
3. janine lindemulder
4. katerina konec
5. jada fire
6. shelby belle
7. sweet amy lee
8. havana ginger
9. cherry potter/sherri angel
10. rita faltoyano
11. lindsay layne
and welcome to what i did at work all day. my employer hates you, ksk
When I was but a young lad, I discovered a videotape my brother had hidden. The tape was Doin' It!, and one of the stars was someone named Drea.
ReplyDeleteCall me sentimental, but that was my first pornographic love. So I'm goin' with Drea.
WF
Fuck, oversleep on a day off and I miss this draft. Color me pissed off. Anyways, since I'm actually an Indian (the dot variety, not feather), and I always look to support pioneers in our community, I'll take the Princess of Cream, Nadia Nyce. Her Wikipedia entry states that she "was particularly well-known for allowing male stars to ejaculate onto her face, and for her enthusiasm for apparently swallowing semen." Giggity giggity, giggity goo. I wonder if Kobe Bryant is aware of her - she'd be just his type.
ReplyDeleteAnd since I'm late and get the feeling this thing is winding down - and because I can't believe she's still around - I'm also taking Jasmin St. Claire, one of the most exotic (French, Italian, Russian, Swedish, Indian heritage), sluttiest (Gang Bangs, etc.), and most well-educated (Columbia University, speaks French, German, Spanish, Italian, knows sign language, worked as an investment banker) porn stars ever. And no, I don't give a fuck she's with Blue Boy. Oh, and because I love Latinas, I'm also taking Heather Lee. And with that, I'm off to download some, err, e-books off uTorrent...
Linsey Dawn McKenzie... former UK Page 3 girl (so she's a quality piece of ass) and did some hardcore.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linsey_Dawn_McKenzie
and...
Jelena Jensen, pretty sure she's only done some girl-girl stuff but damn... (link = NSFW) I think she's a steal here... http://www.jelenajensen.com/index1.html
@ jewdago
ReplyDeleteRita's moles freak me out.
fif and final pick:
Kay Parker
had to throw in somebody from the 70s.
Katja Kean
ReplyDeleteRaq Darrian
Ginger Lynn