For the most part, we love pouring our every fiber into this blog. However, ever and anon, you commenters drive us up the fucking wall, be you taking the same pick in a draft eight times, missing the point of jokes, turning Deadspin into a banal chat room or just engaging into general dipshittery.
Surely our pain is one felt by forum boards the internet round, as a filmmaker over at College Humor has captured all these maddening commenter proclivities in one amazing skit.
Let me save you the effort: FIRST!!!!
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ReplyDeleteWait....how do I get my avatar to show up???
ReplyDeleteThose girls are way too attractive to be commenting on blogs.
ReplyDeleteThis preview is stupid. It has no real information about my favorite football team.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it... aren't everyones meeting like that?
ReplyDeleteThey really could have incorporated LOLCats into that video.....
ReplyDeleteI'S IN YUR PREEZUNTAYSHEUN, MAKEN PARODIEZ OF SPORTZ BLOG COMUNTATURZ!!!1!
I envision someone who sounds like Corky saying that, holding up a picture of a cat in front of his face.
So KSK is complaining about sexual innuendo now?
ReplyDeleteP.S. to 289: yeah, and those boys aren't wanking it in the skit; obviously, they took some liberties.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
ReplyDeleteMy Word Verification was a crazy and arbitary mix of letters!
ReplyDeleteMy Word Verification was a crazy and random mix of letters!
ReplyDeleteFixed.
I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteAnyone see Transformers? Is it good?
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First!
ReplyDeleteI pwned you
Jon said...
ReplyDeleteMy Word Verification was a crazy and random mix of letters!
Fixed.
I would've liked to see that in the skit. "Fixed" is never funny.
Look! I'm doing wacky HTML in the comments! Pay attention to me!
ReplyDelete@ mr. thursday
ReplyDelete"Fixed" is always funny.
Fixed.
stfu n00bs
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ReplyDeleteWhy don't you guys stop reading this blog and instead write Big Ten Commissioner Jim Delaney about how you can't believe this stupid network of his?
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My word verification was heysww
ReplyDeletewho is sww? and why am I calling out to them?
The saddest part is, the ones who really need this aren't going to get it...
ReplyDeleteFantastic - now everyone who comments willmake wry and nsarky references to the video thingie. It'll be so insider - only the kewl kids will get it.
ReplyDeletew00t!
Hmmm I think I am just going to go email Drew and see if he can give me some tips on my fantasy baseball team.
ReplyDeleteThere's always room for Jello.
ReplyDeleteIf your erection is enhanced by pills, and and no girl is there to see it, has it really been enhanced?
ReplyDeletehey, i dont come to where you work and knock the dick out of your mouth.
ReplyDeleteI demand more cheerleader pics. That way I can say to myself "Oh, hey, what do we have here? I just stopped by to read about football and have a laugh, but what am I going to do, not check out the rack on this chick?"
ReplyDeleteYou see, I'm uncomfortable with doing a "cheerleader" google image search at work because I'm not some creepy guy who doesn't take his job seriously. So do it NOW.
@ twoeigthnine: I know, totally.
ReplyDelete@ Big Daddy Drew: That is so wierd. Mine was too.
@ Microscopic Elvis: That is too funny. It reminds me of this one time when my little brother...
well that got out of line really quickly, yeah flubby killed a man.
ReplyDeletei think that was the last cardinal sin set forth by Rob I. that we haven;t covered,
or maybe not cause i culdn;t see the video.
What, no +1 anywhere?
ReplyDeleteTHIRTY-SECOND!
ReplyDelete+1 wrecking ball
Frist! Fuck yeah!
ReplyDeleteyes, no, yes, no, yes, yes!
ReplyDeleteYou see? I'm telling which people in that picture I would like to have sex with! That is hilarious!
I thought Caveman's 13th Circle of Hell involved Jerramy Stevens, a Super Bowl, and a dropped pass?
ReplyDelete(Now is when I'd start kissing the ass of one of the Ladies...).
/sarcasm
"College Humor," eh? I can think of two things wrong with that title.
ReplyDeleteThis was my range of emoticons while watching the video:
:) :] :| :[ :(
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Ape,
ReplyDeleteBefore I saw your tags, I was about to ask you for a roll of toilet paper to wipe off the giant shit you took on us readers.
needs more pics.
ReplyDelete@UM
ReplyDeleteRTFA
And where the fuck are the gramar nazis
LAST!
ReplyDeletesteeley McBeam it'aabout time we got something besides the towell. get behind it
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