When I first saw that clip, I lost all ability to get an errection for like 2 days. Not porn, not violence, nothing could bring it back. I wasnt even getting morning wood.
It's funny how he talks about the girls in Fort Wayne. I'm from the area and can think of a few strippers who dance like that. Except substitute the muscles for ass acne and herpes.
This is MMP's funniest post ever.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is comedy getting lazier and lazier?
ReplyDeleteoh shit we forgot the jokes
ReplyDeleteWhen did this site turn into a Dadaist collective?
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ReplyDeleteSo he's a Chippendale's dancer in the off-season? Or maybe he's a stripper at a gay strip club.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first saw that clip, I lost all ability to get an errection for like 2 days. Not porn, not violence, nothing could bring it back. I wasnt even getting morning wood.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny how he talks about the girls in Fort Wayne. I'm from the area and can think of a few strippers who dance like that. Except substitute the muscles for ass acne and herpes.
ReplyDeleteI can confirm.
ReplyDeleteThat is how they do it in Fort Wayne.