How can I resist?
Who wants action tonight? Satisfaction all night?
Instead of making love, they both made their separate gays.
Looks like Brady enjoys riding something else besides the wind.
Bret, don't give up an inch if you won't take him for the mile.
Lose big, mama's fallen angel.
You gotta cry gay.
You see I pulled into a drive-in and I found a place to park
Brady hopped into the backseat where it's always nice and dark
I'm just about to move thinkin' "Bret, this is a breeze"
Then there's a light in my eye and a guy says "Out of the car, long hair!"
And then Brady said, "But I cut my hair just for you, Mr. Theismann!!!!"
Huge HT to Mondesi's House for the pic. Those gents run a fine establishment, and I urge you to visit.
On a serious note, I am now really, geniunely rooting for Brady Quinn to be a successful pro. The big galoot has made this offseason 75% more tolerable. I'd hate to see him be the first athlete to ever have his confidence completely destroyed by the Internet. That would make me feel bad. It's no crime to be a little goofy. On the contrary, it's quite endearing. Prove the haters wrong, Brady. You can do it, you big gay man!
Look what the draft dragged in.
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ReplyDeleteOK, this dude needs a nickname pronto.
ReplyDeleteAs sportsgirl365 can attest to, I'm not creative enough to think of one myself, so I turn to you guys.
"talk dirty to me, bret michaels." -brady quinn
ReplyDeletealso, what's up with the bandana/cowboy hat combo ?
Coulda been worse...coulda been Axl.
ReplyDeleteHe's the man; meaning both Brady and Bret Michaels
ReplyDelete"THAT'S the 'preppy bottom' I ordered? Did my words not come out right?"
ReplyDeleteBDD,
ReplyDeleteYou are my absolute fuckin' hero.
Brady Quinn: "Unskinny Jock"
Bret, to Brady: "Just give me something to secrete in."
ReplyDeleteBrokeback Mountain II - Jocks that Lock
ReplyDeleteBrady Quinn makes Jeff Garcia look like the Sex Cannon.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering how in the internets BDD is going to use the "really really gay quarterbacks" tag again. I don't think Garcia is gay enough for that tag.
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly, I'm new here, so I don't get all the 'in' jokes.
ReplyDeleteBut how does a picture of Brady Quinn with Jenna Jameson relate to this blog entry?
Bret: Hey Brady, open up and say AHH.
ReplyDeleteBrady: It ain't nothing but a good time, how can I resist.
i seriously hope the sex cannon bangs the bottom out of quinns girl.
ReplyDeleteespn should have played "every rose has its thorn", when quinn dropped so far in the first round of the draft.
ReplyDeletePoor Bret Michaels - he looks as if he just knows this picture is going to end up on the Internet...
ReplyDeletecome to think of it, he looks like Quinn during hour 3 of draft day.
Did someone mention Rick Majerus?
ReplyDeleteCause baby well be
ReplyDeleteAt the drive-in
In the old mans ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me
Hey, it could have been worse. I hear Jeff Garcia got double teamed by the dudes from Warrant.
Meanwhile, Rikki Rockett is forced to go slumming for AFL quarterbacks.
ReplyDelete@w.a.s., afl or afl 2 qb's?
ReplyDeletei hope Brady Quinn doesn't have a nervous breakdown
ReplyDeleteThat has got to be the best tag so far. Can't you just see Quinn pulling a Ryan Leaf on a reporter after he throws 4 picks in an exhibition game?
"Those motherfuckers at KSK are really pushing my buttons man, I'm just trying to take it one day at a time."
♪♪ I won't forget you, Brady.
ReplyDeleteI won't forget you...♪♪
damn, reading these comments with all the poison lyrics is like a bad trip down memory lane, circa. 1988. the funny thing is brady quinn was about 1 year old when poison released their first album.
ReplyDeleteThat's why Brett Michaels loves those rookie quarterbacks man. He gets older, they stay the same age...
ReplyDelete+1 to W.A.S.
ReplyDelete@ whowillsexmutombo
ReplyDeleteActually, I heard he got double stuffed by the guys from Nelson.
Burnsy:
ReplyDeleteI actually think I MEANT Nelson. My inability to recall shitty c-list hair metal bands is disgraceful.
I was thinking of the one with the dudes who look like pre-op trannies... does that narrow it down at all?
UM- Axl would have stabbed him with a broken beer bottle.
ReplyDeletejust like every gay cowboy sings a sad,sad song, every rose has its thorn
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that Kordell Stewart hooked up with at least half of Mr. Big. This made David Coverdale extremely jealous, and he took prompt revenge by forcing Cade McNown into giving him a blumpkin deep in the back room of an as-yet-undisclosed West Hollywood bathhouse.
ReplyDeleteBut perhaps I've said too much...
Move along people...nothing to see here other than a couple of queers. How many days until the opener?
ReplyDelete"Don't need nothin' but a gay time.
ReplyDeleteHow can I resist?
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a gay time.
And it don't get gayer than this."
"'Hit' it CC"
Bret and Brady react to the announced decision of their "Who's Now?" match.
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