From Drunk Athletes come more photos of Brady Quinn getting hammered and acting like Brady Quinn. I know you Browns fans would like Quinn to stop holding out and get into camp. But I'd argue that you should cherish this time you have disassociated from Quinn. Really. Savor every minute.
Hat tip to The Big Lead, the raddest blog in town.
Heh heh. Douchetown.
ReplyDeletePray. For. Mojo.
ReplyDeleteI can't even begin to express how glad I am that the Browns are in the AFC North.
ReplyDeleteMan did you pick the right epithet for these pix. The first one would be a lock for hotchickswithdouchebags.com except that the site frowns on celebags. And the chick ain't hot.
ReplyDeletesolid "gangsta drivin' a boat" pose.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone besides Drew even post for this site anymore?
ReplyDeleteJus sayin.
Every time someone cracks a can of Miller Lite, Brady Quinn takes a gay picture.
ReplyDeleteWhen you say "ho" he says "mo".
ReplyDelete"Ho"
"mo"
"Ho"
"Mo!"
"HO"
"MO!"
This makes up for all the Kardashian-worship.
ReplyDeleteActually, no it doesn't.
i think i found the perfect match for him
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAAa5os2yO8
"can you release me?"
"excuse my beauty!"
He misses his top, Jeff Smardzija.
ReplyDeleteJesus. I know that quarterbacks are supposed to be your stereotypical douchebags, but . . . goddamn.
ReplyDeleteI would pay money to know what was going through his mind in that last picture. He looks like he's tripping balls.
Are we that far from the inaugural episode of the Offseason Adventures of Brady Quinn?
Open containers on a boat? Nooooooo!
ReplyDeleteandrew- nope
ReplyDeleteMaj: It's legal in Florida (just can't be in the driver's seat with it).
ReplyDeleteOther places... don't know.
Looks like another homosexual party boat. They have such nice things.
ReplyDeleteplease tell me you saw the pic of the Sex Cannon on the same website. It's classic.
ReplyDeletehttp://drunkathletes.synergyofsports.com/2007/01/10/rex-and-the-captain.aspx
And if for some reason that link doesn't properly show up in the comment forum, just click the Brady Quinn link you provided and scroll down on the right to where it says "Rex Grossman".
lm, we've posted that photo before
ReplyDeleteand what fucking sign is he throwing? what set is wanksta enough to claim brady quinn?
ReplyDeleteI think we've linked 'White Chicks & Gang Signs' before.
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself: youtube.com/watch?v=e28lxwlHVhw
Everytime a lineback or a safety... not even a corner back..... picks him off next year (even thought he's on the bench) i'm going to put my fingers like that.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck's sake, Brady. Stay away from fucking cameras. Jesus H. Chrst. Learn from your mistakes, goddamnit.
ReplyDeleteI don't see any photos of him drinking though....
ReplyDelete@mevs:
ReplyDeleteHe's drunk on alcohol-laced semen.
BQ is probably an awesome swimmer and dancer.
ReplyDeleteI heard he poops on towells
ReplyDeleteGay quarterback spirit fingers.
ReplyDeleteBrady Quinn is Fire Island Gay. I'm sooooo glad he's not on my team - in more ways than one.
ReplyDeleteDrew, I thought it looked familiar. I was just making sure. I should have know that if there's a debaucherous photo of Rex Grossman, you've posted it.
ReplyDeleteBrady Quinn is Fire Island Gay. I'm sooooo glad he's not on my team - in more ways than one.
ReplyDeleteI'm sooo sure you've pulled 1/24th as much ass as him. I'm sooooo sure you could wup his 'gay' butt right?
I'm POSITIVE I've pulled 1/24th of the ass that BJQ has because he's GAY! GAY MEN ONLY PULL ASS. That's what they do. And they also take pictures with their hands on each other's crotch.
ReplyDeleteWait, were you one of those guys in that photo he was feeling up? That was you on the right wasn't it.
I don't fight girls so you and BJQ will have to go provoke someone else.