A Metaphorical Representation Of Tom Brady’s Relationship With Bridget Moynahan
If you were one of those hifalutin assholes who thought The Sopranos series finale was genius and inspired, then just go right ahead and stop this video at the 1:00 mark. I’d hate to make you feel like some obnoxious American who needs everything spelled out for you. Because, according to you, people who demand well-told stories with proper endings are just big babies. So enjoy not enjoying this vicious tango between a shark and an octopus. Fuckface.
I think this says more about the stupidity of keepers at the Seattle aquarium than the skill of the giant octopus. Week after week they kept finding shark carcasses, and no one thought to blame the new guy? I would've been suspicious of the giant octopus even if the pH balance was off.
I've seen this before and it scared me then too. Sharks are supposed to be IT. Top of the foodchain, all bad-ass and shit. This guy gets snarffled by an octupus.
Also, I am fairly convinced there is some scary-ass shit beneath the surface of the ocean that we don't even know about yet.
That was awesome. I think it's about time the USN just starts launching depth charges and torpedos all over the place just to kill as many animals as possible.
To me, the funniest part of this was the title. Whenever i hear the word metaphor, i piss myself because of the line from the movie dodgeball. "that's me, grabbing the bull by the horns. it's a metaphor. but that actually happend" whenever i hear one of my fuckin birkenstock wearing college professors say the word metaphor i laugh in their face.
You know it's time to cut back on the ganja a little bit... when Animal Planet looks like a commentary on your favorite QB's love life. ( come one, Drew, admit it... you want Brady's cock.)
This aquarium shit is weirding me out. Now the stadium scene in the background (which is a blatant copy of With Fanhouse) looks all underwater and stuff.
@rapture im probably not enough of an intellectual, but what are you giving chase kudos for. i fuckin hate that guy for leaving me in suspense and having the song dont stop believing stuck in my head 24/7. really pisses me off
Yeah, I could forgive him for the black out, as bad as it was, I could, I've forgiven worse...but to do it to journey, FUCKING JOURNEY...good move fleaing to france ma boy, good move.
Thats it. I am finally going to go visit the Seattle aquarium. I have to go and congratulate this octopus for killing those fucks called sharks. That's bad ass.
And then I am never going swimming in the Sound again. Those octopus fuckers are not going to catch me in the water.
What Paulie3Sticks said; they kept finding shark carcasses and didn't suspect the big-ass octopus? That's like hearing about a pregnant model-actress and not suspecting Tom Brady.
I love how the octopus hides and you think it's scared of the shark, then the octopus reaches up and bye-bye Mr. Shark (or Mrs. Shark).
Octopi are badass. Although, what we really need to see now is the octopus vs. a 10-footer. That shit would rule. My money's still on the octopus.
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ReplyDeleteBrady-Moynihan? Did the shark impregnate the octopus then leave?
ReplyDeleteanyone else notice the creepy background music, and was the narrator trying to be funny at the end ?
ReplyDeleteBut did he eat him . . .
ReplyDeleteThat octopus was later seen being tossed onto the ice by some hillbilly, mulleted Red Wings fan.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, anyone who says that a shark would win over a Polar Bear is a moron. That thing just got PWND by calamari.
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ReplyDeletefor a second i thought that was the video of the strahan divorce proceedings, but then i noticed that there were no gaps in the shark's teeth
ReplyDeleteI think this says more about the stupidity of keepers at the Seattle aquarium than the skill of the giant octopus. Week after week they kept finding shark carcasses, and no one thought to blame the new guy? I would've been suspicious of the giant octopus even if the pH balance was off.
ReplyDeleteI've seen this before and it scared me then too. Sharks are supposed to be IT. Top of the foodchain, all bad-ass and shit. This guy gets snarffled by an octupus.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am fairly convinced there is some scary-ass shit beneath the surface of the ocean that we don't even know about yet.
Announcer: "Brady Quinn...gives new meaning ot the term 'top predator'"
ReplyDeleteThat was unexpected. And I think Wormfather has a point. This is an exciting new wrinkle in the polar bear vs. shark debate.
ReplyDeletejust think if octopus had teeth, scary. teeth and 8 arms with suction cups.
ReplyDeletethis might be a better metaphor for brady and giselle. the pus wins.
watch that python/tiger fight.
ReplyDeleteWow... I had no idea that "hifalutin" was a real word. All these years I thought it was just southern slang.
ReplyDeleteThat freaking rawked.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, the Sopranos finale sucked ass. Call me obnoxious...but I need closure.
That was awesome. I think it's about time the USN just starts launching depth charges and torpedos all over the place just to kill as many animals as possible.
ReplyDeleteTo me, the funniest part of this was the title. Whenever i hear the word metaphor, i piss myself because of the line from the movie dodgeball. "that's me, grabbing the bull by the horns. it's a metaphor. but that actually happend" whenever i hear one of my fuckin birkenstock wearing college professors say the word metaphor i laugh in their face.
ReplyDeleteYou know it's time to cut back on the ganja a little bit... when Animal Planet looks like a commentary on your favorite QB's love life. ( come one, Drew, admit it... you want Brady's cock.)
ReplyDeleteSoprano's finale was great. Suck it Drew.
ReplyDeleteThis aquarium shit is weirding me out. Now the stadium scene in the background (which is a blatant copy of With Fanhouse) looks all underwater and stuff.
ReplyDelete@ the kid, college professors wear birkenstocks ? there's a shocker.
ReplyDeleteShark didn't put up much of a fight... He was no baby Cape Buffalo thats for sure.
ReplyDeleteand kudos to Chase for the Sopranos ending... there I said it.
Shark didn't put up much of a fight... He was no baby Cape Buffalo thats for sure.
ReplyDeleteand kudos to Chase for the Sopranos ending... there I said it.
@rapture
ReplyDeleteim probably not enough of an intellectual, but what are you giving chase kudos for. i fuckin hate that guy for leaving me in suspense and having the song dont stop believing stuck in my head 24/7. really pisses me off
@The Kid.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I could forgive him for the black out, as bad as it was, I could, I've forgiven worse...but to do it to journey, FUCKING JOURNEY...good move fleaing to france ma boy, good move.
@Wormfather
ReplyDeleteThe real question is, who is more of a coward, Carlo or Jason Giambi? They're both snitches
Thats it. I am finally going to go visit the Seattle aquarium. I have to go and congratulate this octopus for killing those fucks called sharks. That's bad ass.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I am never going swimming in the Sound again. Those octopus fuckers are not going to catch me in the water.
finally someone words my feelings about that episode (and the snots that thought it was perfect) in one paragraph.
ReplyDeleteThis video was great. That truly was an upset.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, The Sopranos series finale sucked more ass than Brady Quinn in an episode of Oz
What Paulie3Sticks said; they kept finding shark carcasses and didn't suspect the big-ass octopus? That's like hearing about a pregnant model-actress and not suspecting Tom Brady.
ReplyDeleteI love how the octopus hides and you think it's scared of the shark, then the octopus reaches up and bye-bye Mr. Shark (or Mrs. Shark).
Octopi are badass. Although, what we really need to see now is the octopus vs. a 10-footer. That shit would rule. My money's still on the octopus.