Thursday, June 28, 2007

KSK Birthday Wishes From Michael Vick!


Oh, God.

Oh, man.

Where am I?

Is this a party? Where’s the beer? No wait, hold up. I just need some water. I’m really dehydrated. Is there water here? Is that a cake?


That's a nice cake. Man, I wanna stick my dick right in that cake. That would be a good cakeyfuck.

Pot is fucking great.

Is there any yogurt in here? Yogurt is fucking nice. Why is my arm bleeding? Fucking Mr. Home Depot don’t fix nothing right. Mustachioed asshole.

I think I need to just lay down and shit.
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15 comments:

  1. gone3:59 PM, June 28, 2007

    I'd so motorboat that cake.

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  2. Otto Man4:01 PM, June 28, 2007

    We should've asked Vick what construda means. He'd probably have a sample on him for show and tell.

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  3. jackin'4beats4:03 PM, June 28, 2007

    That's a nice cake. Man, I wanna stick my dick right in that cake. That would be a good cakeyfuck

    What?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA. OK, now that was funny.

    You motorboatin' sonofabitch you!!!! So are they built for speed or pleasure?

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  4. BeaverFever4:04 PM, June 28, 2007

    the side of pearl necklace with the tit cake is a nice, classy touch.

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  5. Unknown4:06 PM, June 28, 2007

    That weed is laced with angel dust, and in no way is that surprising.

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  6. Signal to Noise4:07 PM, June 28, 2007

    Go ahead and leave some extra icing there, but no one's gonna want seconds.

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  7. Smello4:08 PM, June 28, 2007

    Those are some fucked up nipples.

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  8. throwbot4:10 PM, June 28, 2007

    We should've asked Vick what construda means. He'd probably have a sample on him for show and tell.

    I'm not certain, but I think that titty cake is that construda that Kool-Aid was talking about.

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  9. Raskolnikov4:14 PM, June 28, 2007

    It's an Alley Baggett cake.

    (About as SFW as anthrax)

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  10. Signal to Noise4:15 PM, June 28, 2007

    raskolnikov - nice. A quick trim and you could order the pussy basket to go.

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  11. Otto Man4:20 PM, June 28, 2007

    Alley Baggett. Now there's a blast from the past.

    So to speak.

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  12. Signal to Noise4:21 PM, June 28, 2007

    Otto -- yep, many blasts from the past and destruction of entire generations in tissues ago.

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  13. BeaverFever4:24 PM, June 28, 2007

    michael vick will have 2 dogs fight each other in honor of the KSK 1 year anniversary.

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  14. Wormfather4:29 PM, June 28, 2007

    @beaver

    I thought Vick was gonna give the KSK gang herpes in celebration of the birthday?

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  15. BeaverFever4:38 PM, June 28, 2007

    @wormfather,
    "I thought Vick was gonna give the KSK gang herpes in celebration of the birthday?"

    dammit wormfather, you ruined the surprise gift !

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