"Willy, have you ever been violated by a guy that looks like someone who used to be on a sitcom that was popular before you were born? Is that something you might be interested in? Afterwards, I'll take you to Starbucks."
I saw Wendt in 12 Angry Men this winter in Chicago. They gussied up the script by having Wendt constantly say "Let's get this over with ... I'm starving!"
Young Willy Leitch never forgot his chance
...outside of the Mattoon Denny's
ReplyDeleteSweet Zombie Jesus. Did George Wendt eat the guy who played Cliff Claven?
ReplyDeleteAre you currently, or have you ever been, A GAY?!
ReplyDeleteNAMBLA approves of that picture
ReplyDeleteIt's so hard to tell the difference between a husky kid and a midget these days.
ReplyDeleteKenny Irons would never put a husky kid in his Samsonite.
ReplyDeleteAnd you thought Laurence Maroney drank too much Koolaid.
ReplyDeleteDA PLANE! DA PLANE!
ReplyDeleteDo you or do you not take it in the jaw?
ReplyDeleteword verifcation: soxguky
How many well-dressed kids have to get eaten before we learn that wild animals can't be trusted to pose for pictures?
ReplyDeleteYou can already see the formation of the legendary emo bangs and Malboro Reds habit.
ReplyDeleteI don't care who you are, that's funny.
ReplyDeleteThe American Flag lapel pin clinches it.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to see Kirstie Alley taking time out for fans.
ReplyDelete"Willy, have you ever been violated by a guy that looks like someone who used to be on a sitcom that was popular before you were born? Is that something you might be interested in? Afterwards, I'll take you to Starbucks."
ReplyDelete@ UM:
ReplyDeleteI lived in Mattoon, Illinois and I never knew we had a Denny's. Why does Pete King look like George Wendt?
Koolaid's posse should hook him up with some hair products.
ReplyDeleteI am waiting on the man vs. wild episode that shows us how to survive a one on one attack with peter king.
ReplyDeletethis is the beginning scene of the worst snuff film ever.
ReplyDeleteHEY NORM!!!
ReplyDeleteeh, it was a guess
ReplyDeletehiring phil spector's stylist is always a solid career move
ReplyDeleteI know this is weird, but they look like an uglier version of DJ and Dan Conner.
ReplyDelete+2 to rick muscles
ReplyDeleteI saw Wendt in 12 Angry Men this winter in Chicago. They gussied up the script by having Wendt constantly say "Let's get this over with ... I'm starving!"
ReplyDelete"So Will, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
ReplyDeleteRick Muscles for the win. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteIs Will wearing a suit because he just finished his first court appearance for drunk n' disorderly?
ReplyDeleteNow we know where Will's affinity for black t-shirts all began.
ReplyDelete"How's life treatin' ya Mr Peterson?"
ReplyDelete"Like a pedophile in a retirement home Woody"
The fat guy from cheers is missing King's silver 'love stripe.' He probably doesn't drink enough Starbucks.
ReplyDeleteoh my god! that is the funniest thing you guys have ever put up!
ReplyDeleteexcellent!
No whannies. No whammies. No whammies.
ReplyDeleteWHAM!
schpelling is fundamental.
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