Thursday, May 3, 2007

Uh, What The F--k?


Scouts have always said Brady Quinn excelled at gripping the ball.

HEY-O!!!!!!!!



Caption contest in the comments. Winners get posted tomorrow.

141 comments:

  1. Queers, Queers at ol' Notre Dame

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  2. What, you've never played Dick Twister?

    *spins*

    Right hand, yellow Polo.

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  3. Brady and crew are adopting some of the traditions of the service schools they beat, just like when they cut heads off in Highlander. This is adopting the Aggie Scrotum Squeeze.

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  4. Hai furbals not grab themselves!!1!

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  5. Quinn is a graduate of Dublin Coffman High School, the same school system where the lacrosse coach anally penetrated one of his players.

    There's gay, and there's just fucking weird.

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  6. that looks like some retarded version of the elephant walk. i'm shocked that only one of those flamers has a popped up collar on those shirts.

    as far as a caption goes, i really don't know where to start. i might leave this up to the more creative types around here.

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  7. Only two things come out of Indiana, queers and corn. Fortunately, Brady stores both up his ass.

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  8. I really want to think of a witty comment, but I have nothing. These pictures have left me speechless with their gayity.

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  9. "The keys to throwing a perfect spiral every time are: Your hand positioning, your release, and your timing."

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  10. ...From page 6 of the new Abercrombie & Bitch catalog

    J Blew(?)

    Banana(Feeling) Republic?

    "Sacks" Fifth Avenue(?)

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  11. Caption? Hmmm, I'd say the look on the gentleman in the yellow shirt is worth quite a few more words than just 1,000.

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  12. @beaver- BAHAHA elephant walk....that was worth the diet coke coming out of my nose.....good one...

    yeah i'm not creative at all but come up with something good because I'll be sending the link to all my ND praising catholic friends. God's school my left tit!

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  13. (1)This one time,...at band camp...
    Oh man! Just thinking about it has made me jizz.

    (2)Its true what they say about black guys, and Brady would know best!

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  14. How is it hazing if everyone gets off?

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  15. @fenway - sorry about the diet coke.

    it is already tough being catholic. brady quinn and his ND ties are not making it any easier

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  16. UM, what happened to the McNabb Reid post?

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  17. Hand check, guys!

    Everyone cupping each other's balls? Good.

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  18. That guy in yellow is a fucking freak. Look at him. He looks like he rapes kittens and puppies. Everyone else in the pictures seem to be laughing and having normal, homosexual fun, with their hands either hovering over the other's crotch or resting on their pants (so gay). Yellow shirt actually looks like he's trying to cup Brady's nuts and stick a finger in his ass at the same time.

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  19. "It's just like I am under center, honest."

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  20. devang, i think you should be asking, "i wonder which one has any balls?"

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  21. At the 2nd annual Annonymous Cockgabbers Of America of ACA, The new pledge gets felt up by the 2006 winner of cockgrabber of the year Brady Quinn and his "manager" Colin Wolf.

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  22. caption, "world's largest game of gay chicken declared a draw."

    sometimes the creativity just hits me, don't know where it comes from.

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  23. "Oh jeez, my girlfriend (um, what's her face......Linda?) is on the other side of the country. Whatever am I to do until I see her again? Hmmm......."

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  24. Harold Reynolds: Those Notre Dame fags cant grope for shit.

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  25. "So this is what you meant when you suggested we play 'best ball'"

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  26. Judging by his hand placement, I think navy shirt is giving yellow shirt far too much credit.

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  27. Exposed: Notre Dame's Secret Handshake.

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  28. You know, in New Orleans there are women that will do this to you while they are stealing your wallet.

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  29. Just in case things with Lindy don't work out....

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  30. Most of those other fellow are applying for the priesthood, and the Catholic Church's application process has gotten a bit more stringent -- these photos are part of the essay on community service.

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  31. Brady Quinn, Jake Long and Dusty Pickle enjoy a relaxing game of handball together...

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  32. "I tell ya that Brady Quinn will NEVER win a game of Who Can Stay Soft the Longest"

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  33. Brady Quinn and friends work their own version of the Cover-2 Defense.

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  34. "Hey, that guy's nuts! Grab 'em!"

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  35. Rookie Handbook:

    If you don't know your cup size, ask a buddy!

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  36. I look forward to Brady Quinn's op-ed piece in the Sporting News, titled "Why Do all These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"

    And the word verification agrees, offering a new name up for Brady Quinn: BJ-EZ-B.

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  37. It TWUE! It's TWUE! Oh, It's TWUE It's TWUE!

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  38. I was going to hang out with these guys, but my polo shirt and khakis were in the wash.

    Plus, I don't enjoy putting my hands on another dude's junk.

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  39. Winners of the 2007 Annual Provincetown Golf Scramble pose with their winnings.

    "Actually," commented one winner, Mr. Brady Quinn, as he carefully adjusted his grip. "I think it would be gayer if we didn't do this."

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  40. "At least they can't see the butt plugs," Brady Quinn said with a freakish bone smuggling look on his face.

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  41. Brady Quinn clears all rumors; "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is"

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  43. Brady Quinn: I LIKE COCK

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  44. "You know how I know you're gay?"

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  45. "See? Now no one can tell you pissed your pants?"

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  46. BREAKING NEWS!

    Quinn and boyfriends fondle each other! Fire is hot! Water is wet!

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  47. "we're here, we're queer !"

    "out of the closet, onto the golf course !"

    "unite !"

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  48. Brady "Queen" hopes Lake Erie turns into Lake Minnetonka for gays in the latest ad campaign for Schmitt's Gay Beer.

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  49. Brady Quinn: I LIKE COCK

    I admire this entry for its subtlety. It's like a half entendre.

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  50. "See? It sucks AS it cuts!"

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  51. Okay, okay, this time you in black be Peter King, and you in yellow be Tony Romo, and I'll be big Brady.

    "Show me some of that Mexican fire, big boy."

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  52. Did anyone notice that the poor black guy in the group has more hands in his pants that Brady's had balls in his mouth?

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  53. @wrecking_ball: "I think I'm going to like housesitting."

    "Um... yeah."

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  54. _ _ _ _ a doodle do!

    #### a doodle do!

    Fixed.

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  55. Brady Quinn has been named the spokesperson for the new line of khakis from Cockers.

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  56. "Above: Shots from an album-cover photo shoot for Quinn's college band, Panic! At The Bathhouse."

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  57. "That's an awfully short robe, Mr. Quinn."
    "I know. I had to cut it myself."

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  58. Where on earth did these pictures come from?

    Also:
    "You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about....."

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  59. the last known photograph of Brady Quinn with a full, genuine smile

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  60. There are no dumbells here there're just my balls

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  61. Thankfully they didn't show Brady's masterpiece where he smiled at the camera and gave a thumbs up with the guy in the yellow polo's dick in his mouth.

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  62. Mind if I play through [the thin, soft, pliable cotton fabric]

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  63. "It's no secret that Quinn's got good hands, and can handle balls with the best of them. But look at his positioning, look at this play-calling; he's practically begging to have his O-line penetrated!"

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  64. "Has anyone found my car keys yet?"

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  65. "Brady, is it bigger than Montana's? No? Well, it's got to be bigger than Theismann's."

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  66. "So you don't have a penis either? I thought I was the only one."

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  67. "and THAT, guys, is how you give an OTPHJ"

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  68. The a capella band "Slipping And The Draft" is available for commitment ceremonies and private parties.

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  69. Fifty years from now, this is a kickin' lemon party.

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  70. I do believe SMP is your winner.

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  71. Levi's Cotton Dockers: They're Not Just Pants.

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  72. those pictures give new meaning to the term "cock block".

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  73. Nevermind reaching for that rainbow...

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  74. "My anaconda dont want none..."

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  75. I'm not sure what gives him away more, the pink Polo or his hand cupping his buddy's crank?

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  76. Is that a Heisman in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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  77. @ SlickBomb

    It just hit me, some poor bastard has to snap him the ball from late july until late dec.

    That's just not fucking fair if nothing else QBs/Centers shoudl have to be straight.

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  78. This is what happens with a multi-player game of Gay Chicken goes too far.

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  79. good point. i think all the centers listed on the browns depth chart so be asking for a raise due to the fact that quinn will be placing his hands so close to their junk.

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  80. Why is Brady's crotch gooey and sticky?

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  81. -1 midwestern drone for not reading through the thread and making the same joke

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  82. "Ok guys, this how you start the elephant march, try not to cum on my Italian designer shoes I got them as a signing bonus"

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  83. photographer: OK OK now Brady, Put your hand on your brother Gunther's nuts.

    Brady (Licking his chops like Pac Man at a cake/stripper festival) Sure thing dad!

    photographer: NO NO, NOT in his asshole, on his nuts you faggot!!

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  84. (L to R: Punter, Flubby, Quinn)

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  85. ONE DAY, I WAS WALKING THRU SOUTH BEND, AND THIS GUY STARTED LICKING MY BALLS

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  86. Brady Quinn: "I just can't figure out why I fell so far in the first round"

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  87. "Is it bigger than a bread bin?"

    "Yes"

    "Can I put it in my mouth?"

    "Yes"

    The Queen jumps in, "Is it a black man's cock?"

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  88. I just wish that Charlie Weiss and his front butt were involved in this game. IT would consume all hands involved.

    This is evidence of why the ND football program will never have to worry about a "Duke Lax" type sex scandal...this guys are about as clean as a bunch of gay navy seamen.

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  89. "Great taste AND more filling!"

    "Oh well - at least it won't cause as much bleeding going in and out as JaMarcus Russell's did"

    Sadly, the best I can do... wtf do you want from me, I'm burned out after 2 and a half weeks of finals, plus I gave you 40+ fine pieces of ass during that celebrity draft last friday...

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  90. Makes you wonder what Collin Finnerty and those privys were really up to that night.

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  91. "Come on ... big balls, big balls ... no whammies!"

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  92. "[Grab cock] like a champion today"

    anything? anything at all?

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  93. Is this what he and Goodell were doing in the Comish's private suite?

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  94. thanks otto man. well done with the 'half entendre' comment earlier.

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  95. "Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"

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  96. (L to R: Punter, Flubby, Quinn)

    we have a winner

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  97. You really think Rich Eisen will like these?

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  98. Chamomiles Davis - Nice Animal House Reference....

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  99. That bottom picture looks like a bad game of ookie cookie. Although, I guess you can't really have a good game of ookie cookie.

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  100. lt winslow - don't you mean 'we have a WIENER!'?

    you know, like a PENUS?!

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  101. "Yeah, so then during the interview Stuart Scott says "Here's how we shake hands at UNC'", or;

    "Finally, a ball I won't fumble!", or;

    "How far did my draft stock slip? Let me show you. Now, if your chin is the number 1 pick, then I went about here..."

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  102. Two whites on one black guy, whereas everyone else only has one guy on them. Yes, we Black dudes got it going on down there.

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  103. Picture One

    Yellow shirt kid: Dude, Brady, I felt to the left, I felt to the right. I can't fucking find it! And could you quit squeezing my dick so hard?

    Picture Two

    Hay, it looks like Joey Harrington stopped by!

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  104. It looks like Touchdown Jesus and the Giant Spider have a lot in common.

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  105. "Wow. That's surprising."

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  106. Apparently Brady still has trouble with "Staying in the Pocket"...

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  107. or...

    "Touchdown Jesus told me to touch you..."

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  108. Definitely bigger than AJ's, but still smaller than Laura's

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  109. "anyone have their phone with them? i wanna show these to sean salisbury at the draft."

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  110. Little known fact: Brady Quinn nearly left Notre Dame early last year for a lucrative career in the seminary.

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  111. Little known fact: Brady Quinn nearly left Notre Dame early last year for a lucrative career in the seminary.

    I believe that should be semenary.

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  112. Caption for both #1 & #2:

    Brady Quinn: Great feel for ball games, No feel for Bowl games

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  113. Caption 1 and 2: Yeah, you're right! I'm totally straight!

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  114. Thenaturalmevs just got his ass Punted.

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  115. The ambiguously gay duo are turning over in their grave.

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  116. This unveils a whole new layer to the new Brady Quinn/Hummer banner ads showing on espn rght now. Timing ... not so good.

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  117. "WONDER QUINN POWERS, ACTIVATE!"

    "Form of... a late first-round draft pick!"

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  118. "No, you let go first"
    "This is just like talking to you on the phone, just let go"
    "You let go first"
    "Okay on the count of 3 we'll let go together"
    "1-2-3"
    "You didn't let go"
    "Neither did you"

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  120. What else is open besides your mouth when you're like kissing on some gay dude and like holding his like muscles 'cause his arms just are like wrapped around you and you feel like so safe 'cause you're like... not that you're gay or nothing but God you just want to bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever.

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