I’ve been wanting to do a fight draft for ages. And at last, here it is. The rules here are a bit complex, so let’s get right to them. This must be a famous person everyone knows, currently living and as they are right now. Picking them means you fight them, hand-to-hand. One on one. No weapons. No hired goons. No holds barred. And you aren’t guaranteed of beating them. This is real life fighting. If you maim or kill them, you will not be charged with a crime. If you get maimed or killed, your medical care is paid for. No picking Deadspin commenters or that one asshole in your class. No one cares. Pick only one celebrity. After that, you must wait 10 selections before you pick another.
One last rule: If you are a man, you cannot pick a female. We’d all like to pick Paris Hilton, hold her down, and beat the fucking tar out of her. But I’m against violence on the ladies, so you gotta pick a guy. My pick? The obvious:
Chief Poopy Pants himself.
Bin Laden has the reach on me, no doubt. But he’s old, and his kidneys are failing. I could take him. I’d pull that fucking beard for all it was worth. He’s also got a big nose. I bet he’s a bleeder. Bring it, Osama. I’ll hit you so hard I’ll kill your whole family. All 57 brothers and sisters of yours. Bitch.
NOTE: I did a post for the Name of the Year blog today on the great Destiny Frankenstein. Check it out.
I will do the world a favor and select Joe Buck. I just hope that during the fight he says "that is a DISGUSTING act."
ReplyDeleteAthletes are out of the question because I would get my ass kicked by most all of them.
ReplyDeleteI'm taking Wilmer Valderrama.
Nancy Grace
ReplyDeletedidn't even have to think about it.
Jesus, UM, did you not READ THE FUCKING RULES?
ReplyDeleteOh, joy - what an awesome b-day gift this will be:
ReplyDeleteI pick John Travolta. Fuck him.
(passing up the obvious Tom Cruise choice)
George Clooney. He just seems like a total dick
ReplyDeleteNancy Grace isn't a woman. I believe she's some sort of asexual alien.
ReplyDeletereally? no one?
ReplyDeleteDUBYA
i win!
/self imposed 1 round suspension
ReplyDeleteOh this is easy, Karl "MC" Rove. I would kick his Norwegian Ass back to the North Sea.
ReplyDeleteWho picks George Clooney? You play baccarat with Clooney. You don't fight him.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Hasselbeck. I'd snap her bony ass in two.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Schrutebag. A bit of a reach, but it's an easy win and I'd become a folk hero.
ReplyDeleteDavid Stern- I hate that cocksucker
ReplyDeletesince i can't take paris hilton, i'll take dr. phil... how i loathe that pretentious douche bag
ReplyDeleteI pick Tim McCarver.
ReplyDeleteWho is Alex Trebeck?
ReplyDeleteCanadian shitfuck
Dick Vitale - everytime I hear him, I just want to punch him in the face.
ReplyDeleteWinslow, keep an eye out for Secret Service. I pick the douchebag who plays Turtle. By the end of this I will have picked the entire cast of Entourage.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Fallon. The more he laughs, the harder I beat.
ReplyDeletebill o'reilly
ReplyDeletewhat? he's 6'5 you say? pfffffft. it aint the size of the dog in the fight, my friends, its the size of the fight in the dog.
I'll take Kim Jong Il.
ReplyDeleteI'll have all evil terrorist leaders sewn up soon.
Bill Belichik.
ReplyDeleteBill Simmons.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, it's supposed to be a celebrity.
Stephen A. Smith. I'd kick his ass and eat all his cheezy poofs.
5150 - nice pick.
ReplyDeleteJared from Subway.
ReplyDeleteGod I hate that guy, what kind of company chooses such a terrible spokesman?
Joe Morgan is now taken...I have a lock on annoying baseball announcers now.
ReplyDeleteMichael Moore - that fat fuck traitor needs a serious beat-down.
ReplyDeleteBDD - I think you need to amend the rules to EXCLUDE US political figures or this is going to get ugly.
I want someone who will A) go down easy and B) make me feel like I'm doing the world a service by rearranging his face.
ReplyDeleteAndy Dick
And I'll have Rob Schneider for dessert.
Ann Coulter. I believe I'm still within the rules here.
ReplyDelete"your a jackass.. just cause your name is lieutenent you think you know something about politics and/or the military.. he'd kick your ass anyway faggot"
ReplyDeleteDamnit, Don't You. Can I at least kick him when he's bleeding on the ground?
ReplyDeleteI take Larry the Cable Guy.
My second pick is Ryan Seacrest.
ReplyDelete60 million votes have been recieved...you're a douche.
"I felt like destroying something beautiful. "
I would like to utterly kill Kirsten Dunst*.
ReplyDelete*Vampires are not women.
That's a hate crime, Middle Man.
ReplyDeleteAl Gore. Partially for marrying such a cunt and partially to see if I can get a rise out of him.
ReplyDeleteSteve Javie
ReplyDeleteronald reagan... oh fuck, he's already dead? well then, i'll go with dick cheney, and finish the job that heart disease can't seem to do
ReplyDeleteselig or theisman... selig or theisman...
ReplyDeleteFUCK, man this is tough.
okay, Selig
Tim McCarver.
ReplyDeleteFucking know-it-all prick.
i don't play baccarat. craps is the only game to play. clooney is a douche, maybe it has something to do with the fact that my wife thinks he is the hottest guy on the planet.
ReplyDeletewith my second pick i take the american hating, commie loving hugo chavez from venezula.
nice pick with mihael moore.
Seriously?
ReplyDeleteThis draft is clearly inspired by Fight Club and no has taken Brad Pitt yet?
I will fight Brad Pitt AND Ed Norton at the same time.
Sweet, my sleeper pick is still there!
ReplyDeleteIn the 2nd round, I choose Chris Berman. "With leather? How about I just go medieval on your ass?"
Curt Schilling... cause 1) he talks shit on barry bonds 2) he plays for the red sox 3) he used fake blood to look tough 4) hes fat
ReplyDeletei'd also like to beat the piss out of everyone who doesnt like Barry and also everyone that plays for the red sox
Coach K. God that guy reeks of smug douchiness. And I'd kick his Blue Devil ass back to the stone age.
ReplyDeleteStuart Scott. Booyah.
ReplyDeleteWe're already repeating picks? That usually doesn't happen until at least 137 comments.
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan...fucking media whore
ReplyDeleteTy Pennington - When I finish it would be Extreme Makeover, Face Edition
ReplyDeleteRuPaul. Why? Because she's a man, baby.
ReplyDeleteSanjaya and all other reality TV pseudo-celebrities.
ReplyDeletethis reality shit has got to stop.
George Lucas, for raping my and every other Star Wars ner..er, fan's childhood memories.
ReplyDeleteArt Modell.
ReplyDeleteTough day, Brent? Vent that rage.
ReplyDeleteI pick Nick Saban for Dolphins fans everywhere.
Nice pick, nucleus. Remember to always come at him from his left.
ReplyDeletewell, hell... I'll just name my roster the "Threat to Scientology"
ReplyDelete... and I'll knock the fuck outta Tom Cruise once I'm done with Travolta's fat ass.
David Spade. I'm cornering the market on short smug bastards.
ReplyDeletefor all fellow os fans:
ReplyDeletepeter angelos
jerry seinfeld
ReplyDeleteMost Overrated Show Ever.
his show was gawd-awful and not funny, yet people continue to slob his knob to this day... i will never understand his appeal
oh, and dear brent,
ReplyDeleteits mostly the fact that i read with leather that makes me think i know something about the military
Lupica.
ReplyDeleteOJ Simpson needs a good beatdown with a 5-Iron.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp. I don't mind his work, but as a person I cannot stand him.
ReplyDeletei haven't taken any sports related celebrities yet so i will take dallas mavs owner mark cuban. comes off like the nerdy rich kid that buys his friends and he always seems to be bitching about something.
ReplyDeletenot to mention the way he cried like a little girl during the mvp presentation for dirk. any man that would cry over something like that needs his ass kicked.
Can I finish what Horry started and take care of Nash?
ReplyDeleteI take that cheese eating rat bastard fat fuck Roger Clemens ... Gay Rod is a close 2nd
ReplyDeleteThird round-
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump.
Richard Gere - for the same reason as Clooney.
ReplyDeletePlus, how dare he offend India with a kiss?
to steal/paraphrase a line from Caveman:
India, now with thermonuclear weapons!
Rush Limbaugh
ReplyDeleteI'm still allowing all political figures. If you want to start a pointless flame war over it, feel free.
ReplyDeleteAl Davis...need I say more
ReplyDeleteAl Sharpton, I swear that dude has simultaneously set black people and hip hop back at least 20 years. Yes I'm an educated nigga, nigga, feel my fists of unappologetic ignorance.
ReplyDeleteDoes Rosie O'Donnell count as a man? Nevermind, she could kick my ass. I pick Joakim Noah. Those knees could pop like a 12-year old hymen.
ReplyDeleteFor years I wanted to beat the hell out of Bob Costas. Just for being the most pseudo-intellectual overly smug sportscaster there was. However, thanks to that abominable "Tuesdays With Morrie" book, I think we have a new king of the pricks. Mitch Albom, you're going down.
ReplyDeleteJim Belushi, for reasons that are obvious.
ReplyDeleteZach Braff. That fucking hipster douche! I'd like to physically remove his voicebox with my hands.
ReplyDeleteDamn you, john john. Well played.
ReplyDeleteMy third pick is Dan Shaughnessy and Ron Borges.
And yes I can pick both of them. Niether one is a man on their own.
Great call on Lupica. And the Donald was my next choice, but I'll take Bruce Bowen, because if he kicked me in the ankle, I would have split open his face worse than Nash's nose.
ReplyDeleteThat guy is a pussy.
2nd round
ReplyDeletedane cook
am i missing something, hes not even remotely funny.
Damn you, Larry. This is like a receiver run in my fantasy draft.
ReplyDeleteI'm taking K-Fed.
ReplyDeleteWe're moving in to douche territory.
Larry Burns, need help? I'll give up a pick to help beat that guy down.
ReplyDeleteSharpton inspired, i'll take jesse jackson. He's just as bad, take the 2 of them out and the world is now a place that doesn't bitch about oppression.
ReplyDeletePeyton Manning. I know that he is a rather large athlete, but he still comes off like a ninny and I can fight dirty. As long as this results in no more TV time for him, all is well. I don't care how bad I get beaten up.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to introduce Skip Bayless' teeth to a curb.
ReplyDeleteI am butchering the spelling of this name, but it's nothing compared to what I'd do to him.
ReplyDeleteShia La Boof. Dead.
mel gibson.
ReplyDeleteoh, how i would enjoy that
Leonardo DiCaprio - same reason as Clooney, Gere. sense a trend?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, his environmental pontificating and on-air fellating of Al Gore makes him deserve a serious ass-kicking.
Tim Robbins
ReplyDeleteOne less Hollywood pussy to tell me how to live my life. Oh yeah... the beating will be thad bad.
Pat Buchanan. The world would be a much better place without that hate monger spreading fear. And he can join Falwell in that tasty place once I'm done with him.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Too soon?
BBD Excelent pick, I hate that prick (Lupica), I stopped reading the daily news because of that asshat.
ReplyDeleteLast week I traded my 3 and 5th round picks so now I will select...
Singer from the state of gayness Josh Groban
And also Kiefer Sutherland, not because I hate the show, but because it's time someone kicked his ass, I mean seriously!
and by "thad", I mean "that
ReplyDeleteMiddle Man great call on Larry Lucchico's red headed boy friend ... with my 2nd pick Stat Boy from PTI he annoys the fuck out of me
ReplyDeletemaybe only devang will understand these picks, but i'm taking sanjay gupta and kal penn, who continue to set indian people back with their antics... gupta for setting unrealistic expectations for indian parents, leading to the inevitable diappointment when you decide you want to be anything but a neurosurgeon/attention whore on cnn... as for penn, yes i loved harold & kumar, but the guy had a minor role in Superman Returns where he said all of TWO WORDS and started to walk around like his shit don't stink, then followed that up with that atrocious 'Rise of Taj' movie that propagated, among other things, the stereotypical indian accent (no motherfuckers, we don't all talk like that) and set my people back another 15 years in america... damn i hate these dickwads...
ReplyDeletejohn s., will you use a phone to knock out his teeth a la High Fidelity? That would be fantastic.
ReplyDeleteAlright, I'll take one for the team - Paris Hilton. (Although I'd be more than a little afraid to let that chick touch me - God knows what kind of diseases that girl's carrying.)
ReplyDeleteyes to all who wish to help in the cook beat down.
ReplyDeleteby the way liut winz why couldn't you leave mel to the jews please, come on. I have a menorah ready and all.
but my next pick ( i don't think he has been taken yet)
roger clemens
Michael Jackson.
ReplyDeleteI realize I'm skirting close to the line of picking a female, but he needs a beating.
I'm gonna beat the vitiligo out of him.
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ReplyDeleteI pick Manu Ginobili for being overrated and playing for the spurs... i'd hit him in the face but with a nose that big it probably has its own bodyguards
ReplyDeleteand thank you for picking joakim noah -- i'll fight him again when your done
@BBD How could you take K-fed, that dude's a roll model for all men. How many back country trashy back singer multi million dollar man-whores do you know?
ReplyDeleteOoooh, I'm up again.
ReplyDeleteSLEEPER PICK
Ashton Kutcher. WHO GOT PUNK'D NOW BITCH!?! Asshat!
since this is gonna be my only post for the draft ill just do three:
ReplyDelete1)William Shatner-no talent
2)Scott Bakula-even less talent, although looks always like hes about to cry
3)Dan Snyder-made a great franchise in the Redskins into a league wide joke
Brady Quinn, just to do it next to shoopmonster beating up peyton.
ReplyDeleteBilly Packer shall meet my fists of unending fury.
ReplyDeleteFor obvious reasons to any non-Wake Forest fan.
@miamidiesel
ReplyDeletePenn also played a terroist on the first few episodes of this season's 24. In fact he was responsible for the nuke that went off.
Jake Gyllenhaal. You will be smoten for playing tummy sticks with your favorite Cowboy friend and for attempting to sing a Dreamgirls song on SNL.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this is considered gay-bashing?
Time to do some work. See ya'll in a few hours.
Joe Piscopo
ReplyDeleteDidn't think it was possible, but someone actually gave New Jersey a worse name.
Plus, he's been ravaged by thyroid cancer and side effects from steroid use so I can probably take him.
Bob Barker - 'cause he's old and it will be easy.
ReplyDeleteSpay and neuter this, old fuck!
Justin Timberlake. I don't have any ill feelings towards this man. It's more of a draft pick that will be picked up primarily for trade reasons. I suppose a little jealousy could fuel a beating as well.
ReplyDeleteTed Kennedy, the bloated fuckstick. Besides, I always wanted to punch a Kennedy, and he's the last relevant one.
ReplyDeleteCarlos Mencia.
ReplyDeleteNot funny. Not Mexican. Not named Carlos. His name is Ned. Material thief. Douchebag. I blame Dave Chapelle for the rise of this asshole.
Second Pick - Tony Reali
ReplyDeletemy turn again
ReplyDeleteaaron carter, what a magnificent deusch.
To continue in my 'this is for the good of mankind, even though I REALLY don't want to touch this person' vein, I take Britney Spears.
ReplyDeleteLarry you can have Clemens when I'm done with him ... with my third pick I'm taking Bill Gates so I can steal everything he owns once I finish with him
ReplyDeleteClemens was already taken. Tony Reali was already taken. My job is very boring today so I will gladly play commissioner as usual.
ReplyDeletelast pick...
ReplyDeleteDonna Shalala (i have my reasons) and much like Jason's Ann Coulter pick, i believe i am well within the rules on this one
redhead, I really appreciate your sacrifices. I was hoping somebody would pick Paris and I wouldn't mind seeing Britney get thrashed. Just make sure that no va-jay-jays become exposed during the beating.
ReplyDeleteI need a ruling...Can I take Mike and Mike as one pick and try to kick the crap out of both of them?
ReplyDeleteGolic would be tough, but my fists of fury would make him the mayor of pain.
Time to take Imus.
ReplyDeleteNothing like kicking a man while he's down. Literally.
Pat Robertson. I have no compunction about beating on an old man, as long as he can leg-press two thousand pounds.
ReplyDelete@shoopmonster
ReplyDeleteConsider it done.
Next pick - Sean Penn. I am really beginning to corner the market on self-rightous assholes. Bonus - it looks like he may actually put up a fight, but, in the end, he would be exposed as the candy-ass that he is.
Double bonus - I will hit him until he is forced to say "my name is Jeff Spicoli"
Ron Popeil. I win.
ReplyDeleteSet it and forget it, Fucko!
@wormfather - see, you see what i'm saying with penn? dude needs to go
ReplyDeletefor my next pick i'm taking peter king, who surprisingly is still available... i would die for my home state of jersey, but the fact that that fat fuck calls it his 'adopted home' and no one has forced him out to someplace more appropriate for uptight, xenophobic douche bags like him (perhaps san francisco or boston) would make me think twice about coming back on my shield
Shawn Bradley. I've always wanted to fight somebody tall and passive seems like an overly-aggressive word to describe him.
ReplyDeleteah my bad i didn;t realize clemens was gone i must of missed that pick:
ReplyDeletedave chappelle (only if he refuses to do the show)
Dustin Diamond.
ReplyDeleteI accidentally caught an episode of Celebrity Fat Camp and that guy is just a big, sweaty turd.
Joel Madden, lead singer of Good Charlotte. I know it's a reach this early but his fake punk bullshit has to stop.
ReplyDeleteeddie vedder from pearl jam, another washed up self-absorbed douche bag.
ReplyDeletecan one of the ladies pick the fat and ugly dixie chick ?
Replacement pick for Reali - Kurt Russell, Nothing against him I just think it would be a fun fight, especially since my medical bills would be paid (hooray for reading the rules) I want to fight someone who will be a good opponent.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the ruling Burnys .... I take the douche James Blunt in fact I think I'll fight Jon Mayer at the same time
ReplyDeleteHow the?
ReplyDeleteI didn't see this name yet!
Round 3:
Jay Mariotti. Fucktard.
Don Zimmer!!!! Oh yeah, I'd hit him so fucking hard that Pedro Martinez would feel it.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Frankie Muniz and I'm out. Got bin Laden, Kim jong Il, Lupica, K-Fed, Imus, and Muniz. A perfect day.
ReplyDeleteTucker Max. I'll even do it blindfolded.
ReplyDeleteI want to fight Lupica when Big Daddy is done. If there is anyone that needs an ass-whoopin'. it's Lupica
ReplyDeleteI'll beat down Nancy Grace for you, UM. Even though she scares me a little, 'cause she looks like a fucking evil clown. One good hard kick to the face should make that self-righteous smirk disappear. I'm not big, but think I could take her.
ReplyDeleteIf Nancy Grace is not available, I'd really really like to fuck up "Dr." Laura. I hate that dried-up old bitch.
Damnit, Greg. Mayer was queued up and ready to go.
ReplyDeleteTarantino. And I like the guy, but come on.
ReplyDeleteJohn Madden. I would eat a turducken for my victory meal.
ReplyDeleteGreat pick, Beavis. GREAT pick.
ReplyDeletedanm beavis that was my final pcik
ReplyDeleteso my draft so far is
angelos,cook, aoran carter, dave chappele, and my final pcik today is: ahamjehoud (the iranian president) he is just a prick.
@jordan ginsberg I was soooo hoping that he would be around for the next pick. He seems incredibly smug. Plus that giant chin has to be made of glass.
ReplyDeleteGreat picks on Penn and fat-head Teddy.
ReplyDeleteI'll take another left-wing know-it-all - Bill Maher.
the blue man group. their shit is not funny. i don't even know where to begin in calling out their show, all i'll say is those motherfuckers wasted 90 minutes of my life and some serious amounts of cap'n crunch that could've gone to better use (i.e. as my breakfast). i would also like to coin the term "blue man group gay"
ReplyDeleteMichael Kay.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm a Yankees fan, so I can't even imagine how much you plebes must despise him.
Also I just went through the whole post and didn't see Tony Reali so I am taking that pick back.
ReplyDeleteI know it's a hate crime, but it's a crime to let this guy keep making five figures a week for being a talentless bitch.
ReplyDeletePerez Hilton.
This may be a reach pick, but I'm late in and I want to make sure I get first crack at:
ReplyDelete"Dr." James Dobson
OK, I'm back... Hard to work when a KSK draft is happening.
ReplyDeleteDavid Hasselhoff. No need to thank me for kicking Michael Knight's ass all the way back to Baywatch.
Next Pick?
ReplyDeleteMahmoud Ahmadi...
Mahmoud Ahmadi...
Mahmoud Ahmadi...
Mahmoud Ahmadhimbleed
Ok, I only have time for one pick (stupid work) so I'll throw my top three in now
ReplyDelete1 Maroon 5. yes, the entire band
2 The Church of Scientology. yes, every member.( that gives me rounds vs Cruise and Travolta, ha!)
3The Baldwin brothers, at the same time.
He was selected as "Stat Boy." However I see nothing wrong with gangland justice.
ReplyDeleteJohn Sterling.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Rob, great call on Zach Braff.
@john john, he is the stat boy from PTI
ReplyDeleteI pick Shaq. Just because I'm 5'5" and how funny would that be. Stick and move, stick and move.
ReplyDeleteso is anyone going to do a draft summary record the five picks everyone makes and grade, then, if it is under 400 total i will play mel kiper.
ReplyDeletejohn s i took him
Jay Leno. Bam.
ReplyDeleteI am small and mighty...but not THAT mighty, so could someone come defend my honor and take out Tom Tolbert for me? I mean I REALLY hate that guy.
ReplyDeleteI would probably fight Minnie Driver. She just annoys the hell out of me for some reason.
Vern Troyer. If kicking a midget is wrong, I don't want to be right.
ReplyDelete@vanilla It might look like Little Mac taking on Tyson. Just avoid him for the first 1:30.
ReplyDeletetony dungy.
ReplyDeletejust coach football and shut the fuck up.
Tom from MySpace. How dare you let 14-year old girls make their profiles private?
ReplyDeletefor the last time Stat Boy = Tony Reali ... stop trying to steal my draft picks or I will have to bring a tampering change against you
ReplyDeleteLarry, I'll help you. Seriously, my company is wasting money by having me here today.
ReplyDeleteTher oughta be a law against picking on guys the size of 8-year olds, but there aint. . . Bob Costas Thanks PEB for leaving that morsel.
ReplyDelete@miamidiesel. I know what ya mean with Kal Penn. his name's probably Kalpen. Douche.
ReplyDeleteI take Max Kellerman. Oh that arrogant smary shithead!!
so is anyone going to do a draft summary...
ReplyDeletei don't want to say i won, but...
rd.1 GWB
rd.2 Bill O'Reilly
rd.3 Bud Selig
rd.4 Mel Gibson
rd.5 Donna Shalala
Everybody doesn't love Raymond. And I will turn him out like a prison bitch.
ReplyDelete@burnsy Same here. I haven't seen a person all morning where my desk is. I'm on an island. My regular coworkers work 4 10s so they are off today. For the company's sake I need to see if I can get that switched.
ReplyDeleteBILL MAHER.
ReplyDeleteEnough said. Has there been a bigger condescending prick on earth this this fucker?
My bad. OK, Pete Wentz.
ReplyDeleteburnsy, I know the feeling. I'm sleeping with my eyes open here.
ReplyDeleteBut I still pick off Sean Hannity. Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly are off the board, so I have to take the best available at Right Wing Nut Job Host position.
With my next pick, I select Siegried and Roy. And yes, I will be wearing my Tony the Tiger costume.
ReplyDeleteDAMN YOU, Beavis. Beat him good. Make sure Ashlee watches.
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ReplyDeleteThe guy who plays Buster in Arrested Development, just to see if he would fall into the fetal position and yell "why are you hitting yourself?"
ReplyDeleteyes devang, john s. did
ReplyDeleteAaron Boone.
ReplyDeleteHe knows why/
Joe Francis (girls gone wild)
ReplyDeletethere's no CRYING in prison, bitch.
Jack Thompson. Don't know how many gamers are hanging around on this thread, but any who are know that any time that litigious, idiotic douchefucker opens his mouth you wanna shove a fist through his teeth. Sue that, dickbag.
ReplyDeleteOh, fuck it. I have to take Brandon Davis. Value pick.
ReplyDeleteThanks shoopmonster
ReplyDeleteThen I pick the people who run the Daily Kos. Lighten up, will ya?
Devang, Sean Penn is gone. So is Kal Penn. No relation. Might I suggest Sean's son, Hopper? You can make jokes about how his mom was the AIDS chick in Forrest Gump.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Steinbrenner.
ReplyDeleteSeth McFarlane. Family Guy is great, the rest of it, not so much. His physical appearance just screams douchebag.
ReplyDeletegreat value pick brain
ReplyDeleteis Bucky Dent still alive? ... fuck it I take Bucky Fuckin Dent
ReplyDeleteAn old-fashioned southside beat down for the Gumbels: Bryant first, for not knowing enough about the game of football to be an announcer. And then Gregg, for getting his hairhat at the same place as the Shaw brothers ("I'll take three wigs for the price of two, and a bottle of activater").
ReplyDeleteI choose Big Daddy Drew. Sorry Drew, nothing personal, but nobody is gonna win one of these drafts unless you're on the DL.
ReplyDeleteDamn it Bucky Dent was next on my board.
ReplyDeletei choose leitch just for the story, if i lose ok if i win i kicked leitch;s ass.
ReplyDeleteYou're a genius mdt. Had to look him up, but then I realized what kind of shit he pulled. My hat is off to you. And yes, I am a gamer.
ReplyDeleteDerrick, I'm surprised it took that long. Now who's gonna take Ufford?
ReplyDeleteCan I take Wilford Brimley or whatever the fuck is name is? Just to hear him say "diabeetus."
ReplyDeletePhil Mickelson. I'd wipe that stupid grin he has every time a camera is on him off his face.
ReplyDeleteLinkin Park.
ReplyDeletedanny ferry. he's a worse GM than he was a player.
ReplyDeleteMy vintage pick is Jaleel White. You respect Carl Winslow's house, son.
ReplyDelete