I'm going to have terrible dreams tonight about me fucking, lets say, um, Amy Miller, and that pincher thing is deep in her axe wound, and then pretty much makes me unable to piss for a year.
The fun news is, you absolutely can get them as pets. I know because I've had a few, back when I used to keep a marine reef tank. They are loud bastards, and have been known to break weak tanks with that claw.
They are also interesting because they are symbiotic with certain kinds of gobies, and if you get the right pair, you can have an ordinary tag team match right in front of your eyes.
Just what I needed after the holiday weekend...animal snuff porn and the "kill kill kill" tag.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you, BDD.
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered crustacean you ever set eyes on!
ReplyDeleteyou mean aside from Ann Coulter, right?
I was attacked by violent crabs once.
ReplyDeleteSmaller than his relatives, good lateral movement, got a pistol for an arm...ladies and gentlemen, the Marcus Vick of the ocean.
ReplyDeletepistols don't kill prey, pistol shrimp do.
ReplyDeletei fully support the pistol shrimp's second amendment rights.
Tank Johnson wants one.
ReplyDeleteThat shrimp ain't even bullshittin
ReplyDeleteIf we outlaw pistol shrimp, only outlaws will have pistol shrimp.
ReplyDelete@Burnsy...no, crabs you went to the clinic for dont count.
ReplyDelete@Bever :golf clap:
thanks wormfather, and i think they make shampoo for those crabs burnsy was talking about.
ReplyDeleteI would have preferred the actual sound to the faux gun sound in the clip.
ReplyDeleteThat's how I met wives 1 through 189.
ReplyDeleteI knew this secretary chick who used to crack her chewing gum repeatedly. It was extremely effective at pissing off everyone within a 15-foot radius.
ReplyDeleteWhat does he do, nibble your bum?
ReplyDelete"Yeah, try to dip ME in cocktail sauce, fuckers!"
ReplyDelete"LOOOK at that little Meggett' run!" -- Berman
ReplyDeleteCan you get those little fuckers as pets? That would make for some fantastic Friday night Vick-style fight gambling.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have terrible dreams tonight about me fucking, lets say, um, Amy Miller, and that pincher thing is deep in her axe wound, and then pretty much makes me unable to piss for a year.
ReplyDeleteIt shoots bursting bubbles the temperature of the sun?
ReplyDeleteThat is one bad ass shrimp.
So, why did they mix in slo-mo video of conception into the middle of this thing?
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it.
Bloof, there's something wrong with you. Thats why I like ya.
ReplyDeleteword verif: psabqn
This is what the shrimp says in a Street Fighter kind of effect when shooting this sonic blast.
Pirate--
ReplyDeleteThe fun news is, you absolutely can get them as pets. I know because I've had a few, back when I used to keep a marine reef tank. They are loud bastards, and have been known to break weak tanks with that claw.
They are also interesting because they are symbiotic with certain kinds of gobies, and if you get the right pair, you can have an ordinary tag team match right in front of your eyes.
http://marinedepotlive.stores.yahoo.net/randalls-pistol-shrimp---alpheus-randalli-inverts--shrimp.html
http://marinedepotlive.stores.yahoo.net/pistol-shrimp--assorted----alpheus-or-synalpheus-sp-inverts--shrimp.html
Tank Johnson can't own these.
ReplyDeleteI know what I want for Xmas!
ReplyDeleteEveryone can come to Seattle for some underground sea life gambling.