The funniest part of the whole show was at the end when they did the group farewell. Eli and the "Other Manning Brother" acted like they didn't know what they were supposed to be doing, so they just kept hugging and patting each other on the back. On a side note, how come Peyton's wife wasn't invited? I'll bet he kept her at home so he could lay the wood to Maya Rudolph. She's saucy!
Eli was wheeling a cake out there and he looked like he was facing third and 7 in the rain, down 5 with 45 seconds left in the fourth quarter. I think he gets easily rattled when faced with paper or plastic.
Peyton actually did a good job -- that fake commercial was great -- it's just that I kept muting the show because the regular cast just continues to suck.
At least Smigel saved the first half hour with a TV Funhouse. Oh, and Carrie Underwood should have just gone without the shorts. Better for everyone involved.
Not as funny as the fact that you degenerates went three rounds on a country draft and not one of you picked the Netherlands, home to Amsterdam, a.k.a. the Happiest Place on Earth. But yes, funny.
joy lindsey - oh I know the one on the left of Cooper was Eli's fiance, but I thought the lady on the other side of him was Ashley...if it wasn't and it was Cooper's wife, Cooper and Peyton's wives look alike. I did read that Peyton's wife was there though. Not suprised she didn't come on stage after, only Cooper and Eli did, not the whole fam.
I feel so dirty for laughing at that, but he was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest part of the whole show was at the end when they did the group farewell. Eli and the "Other Manning Brother" acted like they didn't know what they were supposed to be doing, so they just kept hugging and patting each other on the back. On a side note, how come Peyton's wife wasn't invited? I'll bet he kept her at home so he could lay the wood to Maya Rudolph. She's saucy!
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ReplyDeleteThat was pretty funny. It's just a shame there were no Chesney jokes.
ReplyDeleteEli was wheeling a cake out there and he looked like he was facing third and 7 in the rain, down 5 with 45 seconds left in the fourth quarter. I think he gets easily rattled when faced with paper or plastic.
ReplyDeleteThe Bronx Beat sketch had a fantastic joke about the fetus head.
ReplyDeleteEli is Sanjaya.
Peyton actually did a good job -- that fake commercial was great -- it's just that I kept muting the show because the regular cast just continues to suck.
ReplyDeleteAt least Smigel saved the first half hour with a TV Funhouse. Oh, and Carrie Underwood should have just gone without the shorts. Better for everyone involved.
the ncaa pool sketch was pretty good.
ReplyDelete"Pink, watch the blitz!"
ReplyDeleteAnyone catch the opening monologue? Eli looked as awkward and indecisive as he does in the pocket. Great unintentional comedy.
I have a pig's vagina.
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ReplyDeleteI think the only reason it was worth watching at all was for ELI... yum
ReplyDeleteare you trying to get banned?
ReplyDeleteis wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
ReplyDelete"Cut that meat! Cut that meat!"
ReplyDeleteWould that Terry Tate, Office Linebacker, had appeared in the "commercial" to take Peyton out.
was that a question?
ReplyDeletemy question is about the budget.
ReplyDelete(simpsons reference.)
I kept a piece of ham in my pants for a few days just to have a secret? For real, that episode had some fantastic moments.
ReplyDeleteWhomever's writing, keep going straight to using butthole for jokes. No one could keep a straight face but Samberg in the locker room sketch.
I'd say a solid 9.5 on the Joe Montana's "I'll Be Upstairs Masturbating" Scale.
I really dug Elis leather members only jacket.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteNot as funny as the fact that you degenerates went three rounds on a country draft and not one of you picked the Netherlands, home to Amsterdam, a.k.a. the Happiest Place on Earth. But yes, funny.
Otto, some of us can actually have a decent time without getting high.
ReplyDeleteNobody on this blog, but I'm just sayin.
This video is no longer available. Like Carrie Underwood's nasal passages.
ReplyDeleteDrugs? I was talking about the high culture of the Van Gogh museum, MMP.
ReplyDeleteAnd, of course, the city's other artistic treasure -- legalized prostitution.
tortfeasor - Ashley Manning was there, she (and Eli's fiance') was sitting next to Cooper when they showed the Manning's during the opening monologue.
ReplyDeleteyes, the clip has been taken down. glad i caught it before that happened. hard not to admit it was funny.
ReplyDelete"eli is sanjaya", great quote UM. do i smell a post where you guys compare current nfl qb's to current or past american idol contestants ?
Throw the rock, Mitch! Please!!
ReplyDeleteAlright, now I'll kill a snitch.
ReplyDeletePeyton > Brady.
joy lindsey - oh I know the one on the left of Cooper was Eli's fiance, but I thought the lady on the other side of him was Ashley...if it wasn't and it was Cooper's wife, Cooper and Peyton's wives look alike. I did read that Peyton's wife was there though. Not suprised she didn't come on stage after, only Cooper and Eli did, not the whole fam.
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