Friday, January 12, 2007

Running Out Of Real Estate:
Your Weekly Cheerleader Post

Seven games, man. And, fuck no, we're not counting the Pro Bowl.

As of today, you have seven NFL games left to watch for this, the (still) 2006 season: four this weekend, two conf--ah, fuck you, you know how to count. We may consider this shorter end of the slate to be a good thing, as the games have a tendancy to obstruct the flow of phallic humor and narrative chicanery that finds its way to your browser each day.

And when those are finished, there'll still be some other shit going on: that one game in Hawai'i, the combines in Indy, the Draft, and then the domestic abuse reports/shootings/DUIs/self-imposed facial rearrangements that the offseason is all but guaranteeing us.

True to form, your cheerleader today is Ashleigh van Gerven, who will be rooting hard for her Patriots to prevail over the Chargers this Sunday. I am rooting hard as well, but in an entirely different sense.



We'll have previews for Sunday's games up tomorrow. Until then, don't you go changin'.

12 comments:

  1. amazing
    how do you get your abs that flat?!?!

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  2. Very nice. John Popper is promptly dumping his current cheerleader squeeze and preparing to ruin Ashleigh for us.

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  3. Oh my god, is she reminding me I need to do some crunches.

    Damn, Punter, you just ruined my weekend.

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  4. Great, now my Firefox has herpes.

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  5. "Ashleigh van Gerven"?

    More like Lili Von Shtupp.

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  6. i would drag her across gravel.

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  7. Anna Nicole Smith, circa 1996?

    She's my baby, Anna!!!!!!

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  8. Some lady kissed her swimsuit a lot.

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