Friday, January 26, 2007

Minority Report: Your Non-White Cheerleaders of the Week

We're a bunch of white dudes writing this blog (Sorry, Unsilent Majority: Jewish is white). And whether we like it or not, we too often feature hot cheerleaders that share our skin tone (although it's hard to find a cheerleader with my unique brand of pale). Granted, most NFL cheeleaders are white, too, but that's no excuse. You deserve some diversity. And today, you get some.

Let's start things off by getting an early jump on Black History Month:


And here's a Hispanic Niners cheerleader. Guaranteed to be 70% more insane than your average white cheerleader!


One of the Dolphins girls. I have no clue what race she is specifically... but she probably does math better than I do.


And finally...


How is she a minority? Well, I heard that she DOESN'T have drunken lesbian sex in public restrooms. Prude.
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20 comments:

  1. Martha Van Bork4:31 PM, January 26, 2007

    There are two NFL cheerleaders named Katrina. One for SD, one for...Miami, I think?

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  2. Trader Rick4:41 PM, January 26, 2007

    greatest custom Saints jersey would be
    Name: Katrina
    Number: 05

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  3. Mike4:45 PM, January 26, 2007

    My god, that Dolphin girl is hot.

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  4. S.S.S.4:51 PM, January 26, 2007

    I have a sudden insatiable craving for chocolate milk...

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  5. Perks4:58 PM, January 26, 2007

    the comment for the dolphin girl is hystercial.

    also, is it wrong to say that I think the Falcons girl in the background looks hotter than the one featured?

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  6. Otto Man5:07 PM, January 26, 2007

    also, is it wrong to say that I think the Falcons girl in the background looks hotter than the one featured?

    Since the freeze-frame makes her look like Nick Nolte's mugshot ... yes, it is wrong.

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  7. Mike5:10 PM, January 26, 2007

    Plus the inconvenient fact that she's a Bucs cheerleader. But hey, same division, so who gives a shit.

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  8. evan5:12 PM, January 26, 2007

    Again, no other city in professional sports gets cheerleaders the quality that Miami does. Even in LA and New York, no team that I've seen can hold a candle, fleshlight or double ended Smoot to Dolphin cheerleaders.

    I cannot wait to get back home in a couple of weeks to enjoy some more.

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  9. MCPO Airdale5:45 PM, January 26, 2007

    Spanktastic. . .all of them.

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  10. Suss6:53 PM, January 26, 2007

    I don't think Caveman would spend an entire post on an old, old, wooden ship.

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  11. 8hrdrive7:29 PM, January 26, 2007

    I like ethnic girls.

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  12. Unsilent Majority8:23 PM, January 26, 2007

    I don't like labels.

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  13. save the steagles1:27 AM, January 27, 2007

    The NFL is so magical it can make hot pants that don't rise-up. How are there people in the world who don't see this greatness.

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  14. Justin3:08 AM, January 27, 2007

    The NFL is simply breathe taking n with these sexy gals around its more fun.
    check this out pam and her pooches

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  15. Signal to Noise11:50 AM, January 27, 2007

    Guaranteed to be 70% more insane than your average white cheerleader!

    I'll take those odds and that rack, please.

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  16. Anonymous12:34 PM, January 27, 2007

    i love diversity day

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  17. jackin'4beats12:54 PM, January 27, 2007

    I'll take those odds and that rack, please.

    I second that, then second that again. I just refuse to get sloppy seconds after you stn...but I hear you.

    Sweet, sweet ethnic poon tang.

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  18. MoonshineMike6:30 PM, January 27, 2007

    I'm okay on seconds. Sometimes when you are faced with greatness, you are happy spending a few extra moments cleaning up before you start.

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  19. Engineer Sighted12:23 AM, January 28, 2007

    also, is it wrong to say that I think the Falcons girl in the background looks hotter than the one featured?

    Yes, absolutely because they are Buccaneers cheerleaders. Say what you want about how awful the team was, but there may be fisticuffs if you take away the one bright spot from the Tampa Bay season. And give them to the Falcons, no less.

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  20. genius8:53 PM, January 28, 2007

    that Dolphin cheerleader is ridiculously hot.

    awesome.

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