Will Leitch would like you to believe he's a just a nice fellow from rural Illinois. But would a nice fellow associate his website, Deadspin, with Kissing Suzy Kolber, the blog that posted pictures of Peter King's daughter in order to humiliate her? Do we really want our Best Sports Blog winner to be connected to those sorts of lowlifes? What kind of message will that send to our children?
Vote KSK.
Please. Think of the children.
ReplyDeleteI hear that guy showers in the nude. Sick fuck.
ReplyDeleteactually will is a never nude.
ReplyDeleteDone.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the big KSK party after their beatdown of Deadspin?
Do emo bangs count as clothes?
ReplyDeleteVote Quimby.
ReplyDeleteaudrey. AUDREY! Look at these bangs. This is bush.
ReplyDeletethe smile in that picture just says, "Hello, children. Let Uncle Will read you a bedtime story."
ReplyDeleteI keep thinking "AH! James Spader! AHHHH!" everytime I look at that photo.
ReplyDeletePS: And that's not in a good way either.
ReplyDelete[Mos Def] Alright y'all, alright y'all enough of that
ReplyDeleteit's time to go to bed y'all
Time to go to bed -- I don't wanna hear that
You know what time it is, you know what time it is
[Children] Uncle Mos?
[Mos Def] Yeeesss?
[Children] Would you read us a bedtime story please?
[Mos Def] Okay, okay. Ya'll tucked in?
[Children] Yeessss...
[Mos Def] Heeeere we go...
[crosses fingers, hopes for a favorable butterfly ballot confusion]
ReplyDeleteDammit, people. Could no one else insert the appropriate Simpsons quote?
ReplyDeleteMayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor.
Will Leitch has a meat hand! He doesn't stand a chance in hell!
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting for a picture of Will with a ring of fire around his head (complete with devil horns) to appear on this site.
ReplyDeletewill's cat has rabies!
ReplyDeleteDoes he EVER take that jacket off?! Are there prom pictures with Will in a tux and that jacket?
ReplyDeleteWill looks like a Star Wars extra w/that hair...looks like it should come w/a chin strap...
ReplyDeleteMr. Leitch, you're well-known, sir, for your lenient stance on crime. But suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob...
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