Getting Vicktimized By the Master

You'll know you've been Vicktimized if you see
these guys crawling all over your precious sack

Yesterday I had the distinct displeasure of sitting through Washington's Shitapalooza. After a dominating first quarter (it's a start!) the Redskins succumbed to Mike Vick (that just sounds dirty) and ended up getting their asses kicked hard. Of course after the game they realized they were wearing "Kick Me Hard" signs on their collective back, it did seem as if they were being kicked especially hard.

Needless to say I began losing interest in all of the men running around on the field, instead I focused on the brilliance of the Atlanta fan sitting in front of me. After Deadspin featured the Mike Vick "HERPES" jersey we now have the Mike Vick "VICKTIMIZER" jersey. Of course I spent the next two hours reeling off all of Vick's potential victims.

Who needs "mega" pixels anyways?

Thanks to OutSports we know all the naughty words that we can't see on the back of an Atlanta jersey (I'm not sure how that guy gut away with the Herpes jersey...probably custom). Hold on! I can put "SHULER" on the back of a jersey but not "BACKDOOR MAN"...what a fucking country.

So what would you put on the back of your official NFL jersey? Don't limit yourself to Ron Mexico, there's a whole league full of people ripe for mockery.

Here's a suggestion to get you started: Washington Redskins #7 "SNAP"