The word is out, friends: Roger Goodell and his team of satanic assbandits are cracking down on YouTube videos of NFL highlights.
No Barry Sanders clips. No "greatest hits" reels of people getting their shit rocked. No Donovan McNabb puking or Jerramy Stevens getting kneed in the crotch or Chad Johnson end zone celebrations.
I... I just don't know what to say. On this tragic day, let's just be thankful that we still have each other.
I'd rather have the videos.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteat least all the soccer videos are still available
shoot me in the face
Roger is truely an asshat of the highest order. Can't someone get Clarett to take him out? He would probably fail but at least provide us with some entertainment in the process.
ReplyDeleteWe'll always have trampoline basketball.
ReplyDeleteSorry Rob, Goodell bought the trampoline basketball association.
ReplyDeleteHELP US FIGHT TBA!
No more trampoline basketball either? there is really no more gods.
ReplyDeleteI blame the Republican Leadership for this debacle.
If I ever meet Roger Goodell, I am going to kick him in the nuts.
ReplyDeleteThe Republicans warned us that a Democratic takeover would led to us all being forced to gay marry Islamofascist illegal Mexican immigrants, but they never told us about this consequence. If only we had known!
ReplyDeleteRoger Goodell doesn't care about black people!
ReplyDeleteThis is SURE to drive down ticket prices!
ReplyDelete::crickets::
honestly, could the league be any gayer? fuckin a
ReplyDeleteNFL = Neo-Fascist Litigators
ReplyDeletePretty soon you're going to need the express written consent of the NFL to watch the damn games.
ReplyDeleteEveryone fire up their NES, SNES, Playstation 1,2 (or soon to be 3), Xbox, Xbox360, Sega, Sega Genesis, Turbographix16, Atari 2600, Colecovision, etc and start recreating your favorite football games!
ReplyDeletetake away my masturbation? from my cold, dead hands!
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