Will Leitch Enjoys His Day Off

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Will Leitch, esteemed editor of Deadspin, has never been anything but the nicest person in the world to me. In a roundabout fashion, I owe the fact that I work full-time as a sports blogger to him. However, none of that stopped me from bugging his apartment and installing a camera in his shower to see what he'd do on his day off.

I didn't learn much from the extensive wire-tapping -- he's basically been alternating between masturbating and working on a New York Times Op-Ed all day -- but he did take and extremely long, strange shower this afternoon.

Is this creepy? Yeah. Voyeuristic? Definitely. But, as we all know, Will's the one that made us sports voyeurs. Appropriately enough on this Halloween, we are his Frankenstein monster.

The audio: "I can't believe I let Balk run Deadspin. What am I, stupid?"
He remembers hearing that Denny Green will finish the season as the coach of the "Buzzsaw."
Yeah, I have no idea, either.
It got pretty freaky after this picture. I forced myself to destroy all consequent photos.

[For a full explanation -- and a few pictures that are even more hilarious, go here. Sorry, Will. But you had to know I'd do this.]