This week's meast is no surprise. It's the Carolina Panthers defense, which I again remind you hit the spleen out of Chris Simms, which is badass.
Of course, losing one's spleen isn't a time for joking. You have to be sensitive when someone gets the shit kicked out of them so thoroughly, or when someone may or may not have committed suicide, or when Bill Simmons hosts a chat. Or maybe everything is just fun and games with you people. Well, there's nothing funny about life! The Kids in the Hall taught us that:
Life is short Life is shit And soon, it will be OVER!
Then again, there is this clip of Norm MacDonald making fun of the Crocodile Hunter dying:
I don't care for the tone of this post, it's far too lighthearted about serious issues. But congratulations on becoming relevant in the serious world of sportsblogging. Hi Bill Simmons.
ridiculous
ReplyDeletei am totally blown away that anybody asks norm macdonald what he thinks about anything anymore.
ReplyDeletehe thinks oj did it
ReplyDeleteI don't care for the tone of this post, it's far too lighthearted about serious issues. But congratulations on becoming relevant in the serious world of sportsblogging. Hi Bill Simmons.
ReplyDeleteWhere the fuck is the Jesus/Alexander post?
we'd write about jesus's magic powers if only you know...they fixed his foot.
ReplyDeletein the meantime i'll be starting michael robinson at rb this week
God Bless our Plucky Canadian Brethern!
ReplyDeleteNorm rocks.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
BTW, the "Carl Monday" piece is on the Daily Show tonight.
ReplyDeleteJason Jones rocks too.
My wife is asleep.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Carl Monday when I need him?