- Bruno: I saw Coach Saban pull into the stadium this morning when I was pissing in those bushes. He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
- Butch: I once broke into his house to leave him a Valentine’s Day card and some edible panties. Coach Saban’s family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. It was hanging there right on the wall.
- Gaylord: Did you know that If you drop a phonograph needle on Saban’s nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds?
- Everyone: TO COACH SABAN!
They’ve continued to drink Appletini’s as they toast their hero, from the looks of it they could be here all night.
I heard he once faught Sasquatch while vacationing in Canada and won. But instead of killing it, he forced it to replace Star Jones on The View.
ReplyDeleteI hate Nick Sabban. Of course I am a Michigan State fan and he left us right before a bowl game and our program has not recovered since.
ReplyDeleteTHE Unsilent Majority??
ReplyDeleteUM, was Cuban wearing his mickey mouse shirt during said sandwiches?
ReplyDeletewait...nevermind