The Cardinals have finally realized that, their best hopes notwithstanding, Warner has nothing left in the tank. After this season, Warner, a two-time NFL MVP, Super Bowl MVP and Cedar Falls' Hy-Vee April 1994 Employee of the Month, can expect Arizona to give him a pink slip-- which he will promptly mishandle and drop.
(Photo: Lyle Whitworth)Update: Apparently, Chris Mortenson's snitch is feeding his some bad information. Warner is still the starter. For now. The sound you hear is Will Leitch banging his head against the wall screaming "THIS BUZZSAW NEEDS A NEW BLADE!!!"
It fits perfectly
ReplyDeleteSport lovers all over suspect Warner was forsaken while Jesus was watching the Bucs/Panthers game and making sure Steve Smith caught balls.
ReplyDeleteHe likes Smith the best because he ACKNOWLEDGES GOD EVERY FUCKING TIME HE CATCHCHES THE STUPID BALL.
Don't feel bad for Kurt. Once the Cardinals release him, he finally will be able to spend every waking hour for the rest of his life with the lovely Brenda Warner.
ReplyDeleteIs it a coincidence that a comment mentioning Brenda Warner requires me to type "uglxj" to post?
I'm not theology student but I think in the press conference after Sunday's game Kurt should have looked to the skies and said -- "Jesus wouldn't have been able to hold onto the ball either."
ReplyDeleteThis particular line is wrong on so many levels that I'll just back away slowly.
As a side note, Chris Simm's spleen will be listed as the starting QB for the Bucs. Gruden noted that the team had no other options, so they went with the best possible option.
ReplyDeleteDude, don't every say "2-guard impregnator"...I know what you mean now, but at first I thought you mean that Leinart had planted his man seed into a pair of his linemen.
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