"You're A Very Pretty Girl, Alabama. But You Aren't Gonna Be Very Pretty For Very Long."

The college football season is nearly upon us! We at KSK don't handle college football. That's for our brilliant friends over at Every Day Should Be Saturday, the original purveyors of the Carl Monday video. But make no mistake: we're fans, too. As a Bill Simmons reader, I'm constantly baffled by the fact the Simmons could give two shits about college football. It's Saturday and there's football on. Why on God's green Earth wouldn't you watch it? Is catching up on your Tivo queue of Laguna Hills episodes really worth it? Then again, Simmons baffles me in many ways. He quotes Adam Carolla, but never quotes Ali G. But perhaps there's some unintentional comedy to that.

Anyway, in honor of college football, here's Ali G alter ego Bruno bringing out the very best in football fans and players from that bastion of tolerance also known as the University of Alabama. Note current Bills running back Shaud Williams' staunch defense of his own sexuality. He likes vaginas, people! Rich, measty vaginas!



Oh, and here's a bunch of Alabama cheerleaders stacked on top of one another. There's a groan-worthy crimson tide joke in there somewhere. Literally.


Enjoy the weekend.