***BREAKING NEWS***
The Oakland Raiders have just signed Jeffrey Scott George to an NFL contract. I don't have anything funny to add to this news, it would be like performing unnecessary plastic surgery on Jessica Alba. That's all for now, I have to get back to bashing my head against a wall.Update: In case you don't believe me (hell, i wouldn't believe me) here's the story from a reputable news source....then a again those guys did hire Skip Bayless...
Jeff George back in the L... Jason Whitlock must be happier than a pig in shit.
ReplyDeleteMy waiver priority is too low. Curses!
ReplyDeleteJason Whitlock is in RAPTURES. RAPTURES, I say, RAPTURES.
ReplyDeleteThat was Jason Whitlock's orgasm you hear. Now he's whimpering because he's in KC and his man is in the bay. Those Oak-KC games just can't come fast enough.
ReplyDeleteBeyond the pale, man. Beyond the fucking pale.
ReplyDeleteit's breaking news like this that makes me glad to be a blogger
ReplyDeleteThe Raiders are just figuring out what everyone else has known for years-- Aaron Brooks sucks.
ReplyDeletekerry collins was way too stable
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me, I think Jim Druckenmiller is due for a comeback.
ReplyDeleteThose Oak-KC games just can't come fast enough.
ReplyDeleteNot as fast as Jason Whitlock anyway.
That cover is pure brilliance.
ReplyDeleteThat guy is money and he doesn't even KNOW it.
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ReplyDeleteBrad Johnson just flinched.
ReplyDeleteWho's next for these clowns, Todd Marinovich? Maybe they can dig up Plunkett's corpse and slap a helmet on it. He'd be about as mobile as George.
ReplyDeleteWhat a joke of a franchise.
Vince Evans is throwing passes in the back yard as we speak. Dan Fouts is throwing them back, and Ryan Leaf just went out and bought a cell phone.
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