You know what really grinds my gears? This Meghan Vasconcellos. Meghan Vasconcellos with all those little outfits, jumping around there on the field, half-naked with your little outfits. You know? You're a... you're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to – why, why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Meghan? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
Friday, August 11, 2006
A few words about Meghan Vasconcellos...
You know what really grinds my gears? This Meghan Vasconcellos. Meghan Vasconcellos with all those little outfits, jumping around there on the field, half-naked with your little outfits. You know? You're a... you're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to – why, why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Meghan? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
I don't know what flubby is talking about. It's obvious that Meghan wants me. Look at that picture. You can tell she totally wants to have sex with me and stuff.
ReplyDeleteI just had sex with her....time to wipe my mansauce off the monitor
ReplyDeleteWithin 3 comments, this entire thread went to Hell. Is that a record?
ReplyDeletedear diary,
ReplyDeleteJACKPOT
-quagmire
She looks better than that tubby girl in the white to her 5 o'clock. Nice get, flub.
ReplyDeleteBeen awhile has it, flubby?
ReplyDeleteThere I was staring at her big beautiful breasts. Holy Jeez, I wanted to lick em.
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of funny, and kind of not. There is a difference between referencing something, and then quoting an entire scene from Family Guy, word-for-word.
ReplyDeleteFamily Guy just isn't the same to me anymore after South Park ripped on them. 'Its the same joke everytime'.
another week of waiting for lopey...unless he discovers the majesty of the google image search.
ReplyDeleteFamily Guy just isn't the same for me since Loretta divorced Cleveland. Wait, yes it is.
ReplyDeleteBut the evil monkey has definitely gone soft.
Wow, that last name is hard to pronounce. It would just be easier to call here Mrs. Flubby wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteNow why in the hell isn't Tom Brady hitting THAT?
ReplyDeleteGood lord.
You need to put more of these ladies on this here page so I can be able to scroll furiously while I engage in sex with myself.
ReplyDelete-Mike Cooper
I'm watching you motherfucker!!!
ReplyDeleteYou know what really grinds my gears? You, America! Fuck you.
ReplyDeletedude, why didn't you post this one?
ReplyDeletehttp://cachemediasrv.patriots.com/ImgDyn.cfm?s=Meghan_4705.jpg&c=1&w=525&cs=1
You made me have to find it on my own, wtf.
She may be hotter--read not anorexic--than Bridget Moynahan, but she doesnt have that actress cache--TB doesnt date lowly cheerleaders, for Christ;s ske
ReplyDeleteChrist's sake, sorry--poor typing is never an excuse
ReplyDeleteHe is so right. Women are such teases.
ReplyDeletewho the hell is that fat chick behind her?!
ReplyDeleteYou're right Dweeze, women are such teases. Thats why I went back to men.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I'm quoting the show! Don't look at me that way.
Go on
ReplyDeleteToo funny, you all live up to the typical male, and that's why us girls tease, because you are so predictable
ReplyDeleteI thought men claimed to dislike fake tits?
ReplyDeletei graduated with this chick.
ReplyDeleteSo did I.
ReplyDeleteSo did I. They're not real.
ReplyDeleteum, all you did was just type an exact word for word quote from the Grinds My Gears episode of Family Guy, except replacing the name Lindsey Lohan with this chick's name.
ReplyDeleteLame
A #1) Her boobs are not even huge at all. I don't know why you boys are all in a tizzy. And she's cross-eyed. TB has done SO much better. Many, Many, Many times.
ReplyDeleteB #2)The blonde with the fried hair in the background in NOT fat! She just has a soft belly. And probably has better defined obliques than any of you couch potatoes when she's not wiggling them about. These chicks have amazing bodies...their faces on the other hand could use some paper bags.