No crazy stripper wife of mine is gonna wear a t-shirt. I'll hold the money while you go change into that classy new outfit I bought you...

I am sorry that you went to jail, mainly because now someone else will have a chance to rape you, although that may be a misnomer since you ...

I’m glad you’re all here today. Sorry I’m a bit late. I know y’all have a job to do, so my apologies about that. Anyway, I wanted to call...